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    The problem was, Ilya couldn’t quite explain it himself. After a few minutes of ruminating, he finally settles on:

    Why do I want to eat my husband?

    Top result: Wife found guilty of cannibalising her husband, remains found in basement

    Ilya frowns down at his screen. Well that wasn’t it. He huffs quietly in frustration, before backspacing and trying again.

    Wanting to squish and bite my husband

    The search lags, and Ilya taps the tips of his thumbs impatiently against the screen, chewing on his bottom lip. Finally the page refreshes.

    Top result: Why boundaries in relationships are important

    Ilya rolls his eyes, on the verge of giving up.

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    Ilya has a severe case of cuteness aggression when it comes to his heavily pregnant husband, and he doesn’t quite know what to do about it.

    (+ now with bonus scenes of Shane and Ilya being dads!)

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    01 Apr 2026

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    “Cliff,” Rozanov said.

    Interesting. He only ever used his first name when he wanted something.

    “I need a favour.”

    Called it.

    “What can I do for you, Roz?”

    “I need you to punch me.”

    Cliff stared. He stared some more.

    "Why?"

    “Shane hasn’t let me fuck him since the bar, it’s been too long and he always rides me when I have to see the medics.”

    A beat.

    Another beat.

    Then Cliff absolutely lost it.
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    5 times people clocked Shane and Ilya being absolutely unhinged about each other and the 1 time it was encouraged.

    Or

    Cliff Pov: Ilya pays Cliff to break his nose.

    Yuna Pov: Ilya calms down shane from a panic attack (with biting :) )

    Scott and Kip Pov: What do you mean i remind you of your brother? What do you mean you don't know your a bottom?

    Hayden: First he fails at convincing Shane to become his third, then walks in on him getting his back blown out, then Shane gets kidnapped :( Poor Hayden.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    "You won't if you want to fuck me tonight." Hollander had said in Russian.

    Dmitry glanced up, pausing from where he was unlacing his skates. What the fuck could in the conversation possibly have possibly led to this?

    He glanced at Rozanov, who'd been smirking and teasing Wyatt only a second earlier. Now, his mouth was firmly shut. All the rest of the team stared at Rozanov.

    Wyatt laughed. "Oh my God, Roz I don't even know what he said but you are so damn whipped!"

    "One word from the husband and he shuts up!" Bood crowed.

    Chouinard jumped in. "Yeah, what the hell did you say to shut him up that quickly, Hollzy?"

    (4 times shane was less boring than people thought. including hickeys, never have i ever, being in the room next door to them at a hotel, and a russian rookie)

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    31 Mar 2026

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    5 Times Shane Hollander outed himself as a freak + 1 time Ilya Rozanov outed Shane Hollander for being a freak

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    31 Mar 2026

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    “Your heart-eyes for him reminds me of myself when I first laid eyes on my Shane.”

    Luca sunk further into the seat. “That’s- I wasn’t looking at him at all!”

    “Also, Haas looked in love. YOU looked at me like I was gonna give you a disease in that parking lot.”

    Luca Haas has a meltdown on the ice in the final five minutes of the game.

    Confidence scarred, he throws himself into a summer athlete campaign with the Centaurs to outrun the fear that he’ll never be as skilled, confident, or sexually expressive as Ilya Rozanov was at his age.

    But when “charismatic-and-charming” Luca snaps and shocks everyone by starting a fistfight with Filipino-Canadian youth athlete Angelo Perez, summer quickly derails into a dilemma to be seen as mature, a struggle with emotional vulnerability, and these newfound, guilty urges for the very guy he fought on day one.

    Centaur matchmaking. Missing home. A messy summer fling. An exploration of what sparks are supposed to feel like. And Ilya catches Luca buying condoms.

    And Angelo’s “bad influence” that makes Luca feel—maybe for just one summer—that it's okay to be a little selfish.

    OR; a fan-made imitation of the scrapped Haas book

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    23 Mar 2026

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    His outstretched glove hangs there, frozen, as the noise of the arena mutates into a ringing buzz. Then he’s moving, pushed away by Marlow, and then Boston’s goalie. There’s a flurry of movement, a trainer with a towel, more blood dripping onto the ice, and he just. Stands there. Staring.

    Ilya is helped off the ice. Shane doesn’t even tap his stick.

    Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya.

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    22 Mar 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 48

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    “What is this?”

    “Oh, just competition."

    “For what?”

    “Goals.”

    “What goals? Shane’s retired.”

    “There are other ways to score.”

    “Please don’t tell me this is a sex thing—”

    “Booo, Pike, get your head out of gutter. This why you have million kids. Sex on brain 24/7.”

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    21 Mar 2026

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    One night at the Kingfisher, Shane gets roped into a game of Never Have I Ever with the hockey HABs, and learns a few things about community, opening up to people, and just how kinky he and Ilya get.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    -Kip Grady Started a Group Chat-

    Kip starts a group chat for the husbands and boyfriends of the queer players in the league, and they get along like a house on fire.

    Takes place over the course of The Long Game and Role Model.

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    20 Mar 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 13

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    a collection of romantic prompt fills from my tumblr prompts, additional tags to be added.

    ft. an assortment of fluff and smut, including but not limited to coming so hard you cry, and chihuahuas.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    just a series of hollanov as girldads going through parenthood together from moments in shane's pregnancy to little moments in their journey of parenting their kiddos 🩷 random moments will be added, most fics can be read as a standalone
    hope you enjoy!

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    18 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander was traded to the Ottawa Centaurs without ever being outed. His relationship with Ilya Rozanov is still a secret to most people.
    Everything was going just fine, until they both get added to the Centaurs WAGs group chat.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Ilya: He should buy lottery tickets because he is the luckiest man on earth 
    Ilya: He should get on his knees and thank god everyday that he got to fuck you
    Shane: Oh my God stop
    Ilya: What? I do that

    Or: The man who topped Shane in Mexico posts about his experience, Ilya contemplates murder, and the other queer NHL players get caught in the crossfire.

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    16 Mar 2026

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    5 times Ilya makes a sex joke in the Centaurs group chat + 1 time Shane does

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    14 Mar 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 23

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    Where Shane wears panties to surprise Ilya

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    12 Mar 2026

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    They spent years competing, years pretending not to care, years learning how to choose each other. Now Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are learning something harder: how to let their daughters choose their own on the ice and off the ice.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    “Kip, help,” Scott says. “Rozanov’s trying to make us play never have I ever because he never matured past the age of twelve.”

    “I am trying,” Ilya slurs more than says, “to make memories.”

    “Yeah, because you’re definitely gonna remember this tomorrow.”

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Ilya knew his husband was beautiful, ethereal, a mystic being who probably appeared once in a century to tempt weak mortal men like him. People may call him whipped or lovesick, and they would be right, but it wasn't without reason; after all, it's not paranoia if they're really out to get you.

    And Ilya never backed down from a fight, even if the fight involved half of the internet.

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    08 Mar 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 25

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    A reading of I could take away the shaking knees by gurlsrool

    “Kip, help,” Scott says. “Rozanov’s trying to make us play never have I ever because he never matured past the age of twelve.”

    “I am trying,” Ilya slurs more than says, “to make memories.”

    “Yeah, because you’re definitely gonna remember this tomorrow.”

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    07 Mar 2026

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    troybarrett if u can read this im free on thurs @censational · Oct 23, 2022
    Ilya Rozanov getting cancelled for having an Asian fetish was NOT on my 2022 bingo but here we are #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    kari ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @pikesplacee · Oct 23, 2022
    the question of “why shane hollander of all players” finally makes sense now I guess… #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    vi @mooncatvi · Oct 23, 2022
    you mean the hockey player I liked isn't a good person? 🥺 you mean the stripper doesn't love me? 🥺 #ilyarozanovisoverparty

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    07 Mar 2026

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