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mu·ta·ge·nic·i·ty
the capacity of an agent to induce mutations in genetic materialAn AU-slash-quasi-sequel to Plasticity. May or may not make sense without Plasticity.
In which Tori, and the rest of Akatsuki, find themselves suddenly back in time in their childhoods. Contains: late-game Plasticity!Tori being forced to ninja against her desires to live in the lab, no one in Akatsuki thinking to coordinate with each other for decades because they're all assholes, and more Minato and Kushina than anyone really expected. Chopped up into fics in a series so I don't have to post in order. Will contain Plasticity spoilers.
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24 Jul 2024
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For his first thirteen years, Zuko was raised in a palace. And yet somehow, it's the three years outside the Fire Nation that seem to count more – at least to the palace staff, who act like he's been raised by fox-wolves.
At first, this only annoys Zuko.
Until he begins to think that the Fire Nation needs more than a formerly-banished prince.
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- Part 4 of Avatar Ficlets
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20 Jul 2024
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Two days before her death, Karin's mom gave her a locket for "protection." Some time later, the Yellow Flash of all people shows up in her apartment asking a ton of questions.
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20 Jul 2024
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“Are you single?” Gaara asks. He’s not sure how he’s meant to do this.
“Oh, I see,” the man says after a pause. “I’ve read about this. You’re asking me out, and I should answer based on my interest rather than my actual relationship status.”
Good, he’s making this easy, Gaara thinks.
OR: Gaara asks Sai out.
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20 Jul 2024
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parenthood and other terrifying challenges by Mixelation
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Jul 2025
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“Are you some kind of loser ninja?” Naruto asked. “You’re crying.”
Minato laughed. He was crying. How embarrassing. This was a really bad first impression.
OR: Minato time travels. Naruto is six. Minato has a series of "Realistically, who is going to stop me?" moments. You know how it is.
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20 Jul 2024
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Kisame stared at her, already feeling queasy. He’d underestimated Haruno Sakura. She wasn’t a normal kunoichi. She was a delusional monster on par with Itachi.
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Or: Sakura and Itachi cook a meal and make every wrong decision.
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20 Jul 2024
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Suigetsu's biology makes NO sense and Karin is going to science the heck out of it.
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19 Jul 2024
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On day four of being a genin, Sakura accidentally travels forward through time and into Ino's apartment.
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19 Jul 2024
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College AU. Deidara takes an Ancient Religions class.
Turns out, he is in way over his head.
(Now with a Russian translation by Antique_claw on ficbook.)
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19 Jul 2024
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Instead of being rescued by a handsome prodigy in the Chuunin Exams, Karin is saved by an obnoxious blond kid who, beyond all reason and logic, has decorated the back of his fugly orange jacket with her clan symbol.
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19 Jul 2024
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Kisame and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day by Mixelation for fascinationex
Fandoms: Naruto
05 Jan 2020
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Itachi is sick, and Kisame tries to do a mission on his own. Things go very, horribly wrong.
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19 Jul 2024
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fortunate happenings by Anonymous
Fandoms: Naruto, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Sep 2020
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Aizawa’s day was going terribly, even before the blood-covered clump of people drop out of no where onto the floor of his classroom.
(Team Minato gets lucky, Aizawa just gets a headache.)
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19 Jul 2024
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“Here,” Masaki grips the roses tucked under earth and shoves them in Inoichi’s pockets. “Wrackspurts are flying towards you. It’s annoying.”
Inoichi loves his son and all his oddities and will protect him until his last breath.
Lets hope it doesn't come to that.
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19 Jul 2024
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For a prompt from Fascinationex: “ninja are meant to be able bodied, but plenty of them grow to experience chronic injuries and illnesses due to the nature of their work. exposure to poisons and dodgy joints are common, for example. a lot of medicine and man hours go into keeping good ninja in working order -- but when a ninja becomes a missing-nin, she starts having to deal with these problems independently. and that's when problems arise.”
In Mist, you fought until you couldn’t, and then you got a desk job. Unfortunately “desk job” doesn’t translate well into “missing-nin.”
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19 Jul 2024
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Deidara was eating a protein bar on the go, which is how he had to eat most of his meals to satiate Sasori’s complete lack of patience. Then Sasori suddenly whipped around, grabbed Deidara’s face, and stuck one of Hiruko’s creepy old man fingers in his mouth.
“Hrng?” Deidara managed to say. This was… this was pretty weird. Not exactly violent, because Sasori wasn’t hurting him, but weird. Really weird.
“You’re chewing on one side,” Sasori accused like Deidara had committed some heinous crime instead of just innocently eating his lunch.
(Technically an exploration of Deidara’s relationship with both Sasori and Tobi, but also technically a crackfic about teeth.)
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18 Jul 2024
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Orochimaru-sama comes to the Academy and asks for the student with the best calligraphy.
“Only the girls learn it,” Iruka-sensei says, and Orochimaru-sama clicks his tongue like he disapproves. “But we have several capable young kunoichi.”
Sakura has the highest marks in calligraphy, higher even than Ino-chan. She has good marks in their painting class, too, and any class that involves holding a pencil. She tells Orochimaru-sama this proudly.
“How wonderful,” he says, and she’s giddy with praise from the legendary war hero.
He wants to see her write, so she does. They go to Iruka-sensei’s desk and both her teacher and Orochimaru-sama watch her. Orochimaru-sama asks her to write smaller and smaller. She does. He praises her.
“Yes,” he says, “I think you’ll do.”
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18 Jul 2024
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“Why’d you set a tree on fire, then?”
Deidara proceeds to wave his arms and scream about art. Tsunade decides she’s figured out why he’s following her: he is simply insane.
[For the tumblr anon prompt: “one of those fics where deidara is related to another character on the basis of them both being blond, but it's tsunade”]
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18 Jul 2024
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in which itachi has a non-functional medical device glued to his skin by Mixelation
Fandoms: Naruto
29 Dec 2021
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A week in the life of trying to be a badass genius missing-nin but you have a bunch of chronic illnesses.
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18 Jul 2024
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“You do have a plan,” Sakura prompted, doubt flickering in her eyes, “don’t you, Sasuke-kun?”
“We use…” Sasuke started, and then suddenly became acutely aware of a bead of sweat rolling down his back, “...science?”
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Sasuke learned a great many skills from Orochimaru. The scientific method was not one of them.
OR: A fic where Team Seven and Team Taka unite to ruin Sasuke’s life.
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18 Jul 2024
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“WHAT DID YOU DO?” Sakura screeched. The ground cracked ominously under her feet.
“Sakura-san, please,” Orochimaru chided. “Not every forbidden jutsu is my fault.”
[For the anonymous tumblr prompt: “postcanon orochimaru time travels to team seven's genin days. maybe postcanon sakura is there too, because they were in the middle of supervising a playdate or something. it's a very confusing experience for everyone else”]
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18 Jul 2024