TheImpoliteOne
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- Ted Lasso (TV) (3)
- The Pitt (TV) (1)
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Robby has had a long fucking day. At this point he doesn't remember what its like to have a day that doesn't rake him over the coals. He goes to a bar to drown his sorrows. He comes home with a bubbly and beautiful 30-year-old that, as the kids would say, "matches his freak."
Except Robby has never been normal about a woman a day in his life, and this girl has him fantasizing about a future together after one conversation.
(aka, The Author doesn't know how to write porn without a little bit of plot, too)
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In the 6 weeks between the end of the Premier League season and the start of the Champion's League group stage, Jamie and Lizzie have quite a bit of travelling they'd like to accomplish, and quite a bit of time they'd like to spend together as a couple. This story follows their adventures in the weeks post "Bar Down."
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- Part 3 of Bar Down - Jamie Tartt/OFC
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Elizabeth Moore moves to England for a new job with nothing but an alphabet of qualifications and certifications after her name, and the contents of 2 suitcases. She hopes to find respect and peace at her new job as head physician for AFC Richmond, but instead finds herself falling desperately in love with ace striker, Jamie Tartt.
**THIS AUTHOR DOES NOT CONDONE DOCTOR-PATIENT RELATIONSHIPS. THIS IS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY.
I am not a medical professional and I apologize for any inaccuracies. The extent of my medical knowledge is measured by Google
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- Part 1 of Bar Down - Jamie Tartt/OFC
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Takes place during the events of Chapter 14 of Bar Down. Sam takes care of a drunk Jamie. The audience discovers what was in those voice memos Jamie sent Lizzie.
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- Part 2 of Bar Down - Jamie Tartt/OFC
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On the grounds of a beautiful villa in 16th century Sicily, you work alongside your closest friend Farah to keep the calvary supplied and armed. When the men return victorious from their latest engagement, Governor Laswell declares a month-long celebration with feasts, balls, and entertainment. Which would be great, if Sergeant fucking Garrick wasn't going to be there the whole time. The only thing the two of you can agree on is your mutual disdain for romance. You insist that you'd be happy avoiding him, except both of your best friends have just gotten engaged. And they're definitely not about to play a major prank...
Or: a sassy & spicy reimagining of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, with perhaps a touch more smut than the Bard originally envisioned.
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21 Jan 2026
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Call You Mine by SlowburnMeDaddy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
29 Dec 2025
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You never meant to come back.
After leaving behind a controlling ex and a city life that felt more like a cage than a home, you return to her grandmother’s old vineyard. the only place that ever felt like yours. But starting over is harder than you imagined, and soon you're knee-deep in brambles, heartbreak, and too many ghosts.
Katsuki Bakugou doesn’t need complications. He’s got enough to handle with a herd of stubborn cattle, a ranch that eats money faster than it makes it, and a past love that left him with scars deeper than any barbed wire fence. The last thing he wants is a new neighbor, especially a soft city girl with wide eyes, a sharp tongue, and curves that keep him up at night.
But love never asks for permission.
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14 Jul 2025
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Alphas, Betas, Omegas: A Primer by norabombay
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Supernatural, Supernatural RPF, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, The Avengers (2012), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Teen Wolf (TV), Thor (Movies), Hannibal (TV)
22 Sep 2015
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A brief primer on the concept of Alpha/Beta/Omega Universes: Also known as that trope suddenly showing up in your fandom that doesn't make any sense.
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01 Jun 2025
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Exactly what the title says it is.
An informational guide to A/B/O dynamics and how I tend to use this particular fandom trope in my works including terms, vocab, and some math/science I've played with.
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01 Jun 2025
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A/B/O: Adventures in Fake Science. by Hells Bartender (Firebog)
Fandoms: Unspecified Fandom
02 Aug 2016
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This is an attempt to bash weird porny a/b/o dynamics fiction over the head with science. Not that anyone asked for it.
So how the hell does a/b/o sex determination work? And why did a trinary sex determination system evolve in higher vertebrates alongside a binary sex determination system? Why aren't omega males dying in droves from massive uterine infections? Alpha females, what's up with that? Come on in and I shall tell you the very best in fake science and evolutionary history.
Part theorizing, part helpful guide. This one goes out to all you people who just want fictional worlds to make sense. I'm right there with you.
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01 Jun 2025