TheMermaideness
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It wasn’t that Edward enjoyed cheating on Stede. But he and Izzy had been through too much together, their bond forged in the years of trauma and codependency running too deep. Ed couldn’t resist falling back into his arms. Or in this case, dragging Izzy back into his arms when Izzy tried seeking satisfaction from someone else.
No, that was simply unacceptable to him.
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Colored pencil drawing of young Edward Teach.
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Ed and Izzy celebrate Rosh Hashana by TheMermaideness
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Sep 2026
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As the title says.
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This May Hurt A Little (But It's Something You'll Get Used To) by TheMermaideness
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jul 2026
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Takes place pre-canon. Ed and Izzy are young men in their 20s serving under Hornigold. Izzy gets keelhauled to save Ed from Hornigold’s wrath and becomes deathly ill. They become more attached to each other after Ed nurses him back to health. Jack notices and gets jealous.
The title is a line taken from Stinkfist by Tool, because this song has always reminded me of their dynamic.
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Takes place in 1971, right at the beginning of Led Zeppelin's tour in Japan. Robert's girlfriend comes on tour with the band, and decides to seduce him after being apart for so long.
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A series of one shots I’ve written about Robert Plant and his sexual adventures with my OC, Dani.
She had started out as just a flight attendant on the Starship who had helped Robert deal with his anxiety during aeroplane turbulence in a rather… unconventional way. But the more times they hook up, the harder it becomes to stay away from each other.
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A story that follows Dave and Janick's relationship throughout the 1990s.
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Izzy has been burned before and his duty lies with Blackbeard. When you arrive on the Revenge, his priorities change and his cracks begin to show.
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01 Oct 2026
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27 Sep 2026
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reading before bed
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Bookmarked by TheMermaideness
05 Sep 2026
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Ever since you joined the crew of the Revenge, you've been trying to get the attention of Izzy Hands by becoming a nagging thorn in his side. After a dinner party on the ship, he's fed up with your teasing and has you follow him below deck.
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03 Sep 2026
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Fluffvember prompt#3 Ocean waves, Fancy meeting you here - Healing truth by wicked_wonder
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Nov 2023
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Missing scene from season 2, episode 4. Stede tells Ed about his encounter with Chauncey Badminton.
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31 Aug 2026