TheNameIsSecret
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“What's it you like, thief?” Josef asked, working open a block of wax covered cheese.
Nico kissed Josef on the cheek, and it was sweet. Eli loved how relaxed the two were with each other, years of intense friendship had turned into, in his opinion, The Cutest Couple This Side of the Unseen Sea.“She's being nice to me.”
“Eli doesn't like kissing.” Nico told Josef very seriously.
Or, kissing shenanigans
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Monpress talked to nothing, Josef unarmed himself. He stabbed the Heart into the sandy bank of the creek, and left the rest of his blades piled under its vigil. He kept his pants on, but shook off his boots and yanked off his shirt, which he tossed down with much less care.
With his luck, the moment he stepped into the water, Monpress would yell at him.
Or, Josef goes for a swim, and Eli wrestles with himself for a bit.
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And It All Faded To White by TheNameIsSecret
Fandoms: Legend of Eli Monpress - Rachel Aaron
08 Apr 2025
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The first thing to interrupt Josef's blissful unconsciousness was the temperature.
Just enough of a chill that clung to his skin, slowly pulling him from his sleep.
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It had started slowly.
Just as all things between them, it had built up from a lazy subconscious, and developed into something natural and undeniable.
Josef had noticed, he could normally be called oblivious in these sorts of things, but he watched Nico almost as much as she watched him.
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5 Times Dazai Tried to Follow a Rule and Couldn’t, and the One Time He Didn’t Bother Trying by meepmepmeep, TheNameIsSecret
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Nov 2024
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The rules for dealing with vampires were well established, even if they varied a little between regions. Unfortunately, Dazai broke the main rule.
Don't Go Into Their Territory.
Now that he's in the vampire's den, Dazai is going to have to have to keep his wits about him to make sure he doesn't break any more rules and find himself at the other end of a vampire's fangs. Luckily the vampire doesn't seem that keen on enforcing them.
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Is Chuuya a vampire by any other name?
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- Part 3 of Rules Are Broken (What Rules)
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Duo Oneshots, the scenes we don't get to see by TheNameIsSecret
Fandom Legend of Eli Monpress - Rachel Aaron
16 Nov 2025
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Rules Are Broken (What Rules) by meepmepmeep, TheNameIsSecret
Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
16 Nov 2024
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Crack fics by FlyinCakeCow, Secret (TheNameIsSecret), when_the_searchlights_find_us_drinking
Fandom Megamind (2010), My Chemical Romance, Original Work
21 Jun 2023
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A vice I can’t live down by ThePouchOfDouglas
Fandoms: The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
01 Jan 2026
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Synopsis: Dorian gray is a sexual twink with beautiful wavy chestnut golden brown hair who seduces the older Lord Henry Wotton. Basil also wants to join in the fun but he is followed by the tendrils of carnal sin that creep over his body like vines on a house. He paints beautifully but his shame is present in every brushstroke as he inhales the pungent smell of turpentine. Basil tries to heal his sexuality and soul by seeing a (female) catholic dominatrix. Sexual madness ensues. This is the Pinnacle of the OG “Sinful yaoi” a perfect imitation of the masters of this artform.
Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
01 Jan 2026
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Ignorance, Impulse, and Delirium by thiswildheart
Fandoms: The Riyria Revelations - Michael J. Sullivan
19 Apr 2025
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Royce had once told Hadrian that he would kill anyone who took him prisoner.
He lied to a lot of people, and he was extremely good at it. But he was not in the habit of lying to Hadrian.
Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
22 Apr 2025
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Blitzen never thought that dragging Hearthstone to his Uncle's funeral would end up making his life so complicated. Nosy relatives, a fake relationship (because that always ends well), a mysterious ring and Loki – what could go wrong?
Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
17 Apr 2024
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Saying Goodbye by madnessandbrilliance
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 Apr 2011
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As they look at each other in the light of the magma, the final line of the prophecy echoes in her mind.
Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
04 Mar 2024
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This multi-chapter fic chronicles the lives of a hockey player named Keith who gets enlisted into figure skating lessons by his brother, Shiro, to "work on his footwork". There he meets a pompous - yet talented - figure skater named Lance and gets swept away by both the sport and the skater.
Or: the not-so-simple story of two people trying to navigate the complexities of living in an ever changing world and face the traumas they've buried far away from the sunlight.
(Russian Translation https://ficbook.net/readfic/5434480)
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Bookmarked by Secret (TheNameIsSecret)
03 Nov 2023