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    As everything ends, as the tower crumbles around them, Jon and Martin hold each other in a firm embrace. The world shatters, and Jon breaks with it. He awakens, alone, confused, and something is terribly wrong with him.

     

    I created my account specifically because moth jon moth jon moTH JON MOTH JO-

     

    (yes the title is a music reference, sue me; most of the chapter titles are going to be references to songs used for Magnus Archives AMVs, or The Mechanisms lyrics)
    This work is somewhat inspired by this fanfic by Deanpala, in which Jon dies at the end of S5 and is sent back into the world of S1 MAG as a moth-monster archivist entity (it's good and quite a bit more fluffy than mine)

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    03 Mar 2024

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    185

    (137) is the chapter I go back to often for a smile.

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    Maybe he shouldn’t have pushed one of his more volatile students quite so far while playing as Sukea. One moment, he was enjoying a final game of teasing his face before passing the Hokage hat to Naruto; the next, he was in the past, draped in oversized clothes that now felt more like a tent than an outfit.

    It wasn’t ideal, but he’d survived worse. His plan was simple: step into his old life, lay low, and figure out a way back to his proper timeline, even if it was the long way. Except... it seemed he hadn’t displaced his younger self. Instead, there were two Kakashis now, and they had to adapt.

    The younger Kakashi, sharp-eyed and prickly as ever, clearly wasn’t thrilled by the intrusion. But older Kakashi wasn’t too worried. After all, he’d survived his students—adorable little brats who’d outgrown their charm and turned into forces of nature. Compared to them, his younger self was manageable.

    Prickly or not, this kid might even be fun to mess with while Kakashi figured out how to navigate this unexpected hiccup in his retirement plan.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    The Government finds out what's been happening at Playtime.Co after the 'Hour of Joy'. Once the millitary is done raiding the factory, the toys left alive are, one by one, taken to a sanctuary owned and run by a man named Mr.Crump.

    Now in their new home loosely surveillanced by the millitary, the small amount of surviving toys from the factory begin to finally find the safe and comfortable environment they need to begin acting like happy, playful children once again.

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    I want the kids to be happy, so now they finally get to heal and be happy.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    Midoriya’s quirk isn’t what anyone is expecting. That's not to say it’s bad, quite the opposite, it’s just that things are put in a different perspective when you regularly die. Midoriya still dreams of becoming a hero, and when he does- well no one was expecting this.

    Aizawa needs a vacation. All Might doesn’t know how to handle his suicidal successor.
    Bakugou is the only student that isn’t absolutely terrified of this cheerful yet surprisingly deadly hero in training.

    And Midoriya? Well, he’s a little bitch with no regard for personal safety, and someone decided to give him an enhanced strength quirk on top of it.

    AKA Midoriya has an immortality quirk and no one knows how to handle it, including Midoriya himself. Might as well fake it till he makes it. What’s the worst that can happen?

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    04 Apr 2022

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    Chapter 90

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    Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.

    Features such characters as:
    PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
    KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
    FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
    HEI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.

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    21 Sep 2025

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