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Harry is dealing with his breakup very graciously, thank you very much. No, he isn't eating ice-cream alone while watching sad rom-coms, Hermione! So when his ex invites him to his wedding, he answers with all the elegance and poise of his station. That is: by chosing to crash the wedding, and invite as his plus-one the only person his ex hates more than him - the Dark Lord Voldemort. What could go wrong, am I right?
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- Part 1 of The Chaos Theory
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- English
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- 24,231
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- 2/2
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28 Mar 2026
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The Finer Intricacies of Getting Harry Potter Pregnant by Astralith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2024
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Tom Riddle's several (failed) attempts at getting Harry Potter pregnant, and one time he succeeds.
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- English
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- 5,276
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 7
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- 78
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- 3,852
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- 711
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23 Mar 2026
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Harry Potter has always been different, and his strange connection to plants marks him as the freak his Aunt and Uncle always claimed he was. The wizarding world was supposed to be an escape, but even there, he must hide the truth of his abilities. His magic doesn’t fit the rules, and secrets have a way of growing wild.
(If only there was someone who understood...)
A re-telling of the books in which Harry has more than one power the Dark Lord knows not.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 331,260
- Chapters:
- 81/81
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- 7,072
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09 Mar 2026
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The moment the Goblet of Fire spat Harry's name out, it was second year all over again. Shunned by most of Hogwarts and made out to be an attention-seeking liar, he feels more isolated than ever.
In the vacuum void of the heart-wrenching realisation that he'll never fit in, his new defense professor and that man's mysterious mentor manage to fill a hole in Harry's soul he hadn't known existed. And just like that, he finds himself... slipping.
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- English
- Words:
- 196,186
- Chapters:
- 37/37
- Collections:
- 34
- Comments:
- 1,928
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- 9,371
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- 3,142
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02 Mar 2026
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Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.
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- Part 2 of Crime and Punishment
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 213,711
- Chapters:
- 29/?
- Collections:
- 45
- Comments:
- 3,120
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- 16,677
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- 6,215
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- 687,348
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27 Feb 2026
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We are Each our Own Devil by grellerights, MisPronounce_and_MisAccent
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
10 May 2025
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Alois understood love. He understood need.
He had long since figured out that the two were the same.
In which, after the death of his butler and staff, Alois Trancy is offered residence at the Phantomhive Estate. From there a friendship, albeit one unstable and inconsistent, manages to take root.
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- English
- Words:
- 80,632
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 271
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- 930
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- 161
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- 21,809
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23 Feb 2026
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Burned-out forensics student Olivia Thatcher finds herself inexplicably torn from her world and thrust into the gaslit streets of Victorian London — right into the path of the Queen's Watchdog and his devilish butler. With nothing but her wits, modern knowledge, and a slowly fraying sense of reality, she joins the morally questionable duo in solving the unsolvable.
As she becomes entangled in their world of secrets and sin, her sharp mind and unexpected compassion begin to leave a mark — not just on the living, but the damned as well. But as cases grow darker and bonds deepen, she must face a terrifying question: what if going home means losing the only souls who genuinely see her?
Will she survive? Is the real question.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 214,103
- Chapters:
- 40/?
- Comments:
- 121
- Kudos:
- 418
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- 118
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08 Feb 2026
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Demons cannot love.
It’s just not in our nature, to devote oneself blindly to another person or thing, devoid of all reason… It's almost pathetic. Demons cannot love, yet here I lay, under a man that has sought to prove me wrong, against all odds. Against all logic and explanations. Stubborn he is.
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04 Feb 2026
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System Error : Wandering Cultivator Shen Yuan by Wistways
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Mar 2026
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Shen Yuan didn’t mean to become the cultivation world’s answer to “Florida Man,” but here he is: half-accidental hero, part unlicensed doctor, and full-time menace to public safety.
Featuring a totally smitten War God, 'creative' solutions to Airplanes hacky writing, Luo Binghe making friends and Shang Qinghua who really has had enough of these plot deviations.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 244,612
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 1,533
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- 2,425
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23 Jan 2026
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This is just a casual thing for Sonic. A simple, no-strings-attached enemies-with-benefits relationship.
If he has to repeat that to Saitama—and himself—a hundred times, he will.
Seriously. This is just a casual thing. No deep underlying feelings whatsoever.
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07 Dec 2025
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YOUR BODY CHANGES EVERYTHING by hotel_raleigh
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2021
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[Objective: Be tenderly railed by the man of your dreams! To achieve, you must complete the following arc: Heal from Traumatic Backstory! New Level Unlocked! Mission: Platonic Touch!!!! Please click to accept!]
“Cucumber-bro!!” Shang Qinghua whisper-shouts. “Are you insane?! This one tells you he needs platonic touch, and your big plan is to have Luo Binghe judo-kick him into the next dimension?!!!!”
“Luo Binghe? What Luo Binghe? This Shen Yuan doesn’t want you to die, does he!”
You could have fooled this one!!!
“W-who, then?"
“Mobei-Jun will be teaching you judo.”
Shang Qinghua squeaks! Cucumber-bro, what are you doing to this one?!!!--
A story about healing, and belonging, and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 114,220
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 647
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- 1,346
- Bookmarks:
- 445
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- 30,780
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20 Oct 2025
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Existential Crisis Mode by LuciaInTheSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Apr 2026
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Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)
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- Part 1 of Crisis of Faith
- Part 1 of The Spideyhood Obsession Continues (More at Five)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 310,182
- Chapters:
- 56/?
- Collections:
- 69
- Comments:
- 15,663
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- 29,546
- Bookmarks:
- 6,659
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- 1,094,217
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30 Sep 2025
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Don't touch me, darling (you don't know where I've been) by Precious lil Bhaal-Babe (AGoddamnedRayofSunshine)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Naruto
31 Aug 2025
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"I think you want to be known. To be tasted."
“You should be careful. Most people who’ve gotten a taste of me find me…unpalatable.”
"Perhaps you need to find someone with a more refined palate, my dear."
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18 Sep 2025
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The Ill-advised, Chronic and Uncurable by robinasnyder
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
12 Aug 2025
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Thomas and Martha Wayne die in an alleyway outside the Monarch Theatre. Over 35 years later, the pair appear in the same alley, very much alive despite remembering their deaths. Some force has brought them to the future and isn't sending them back. The Wayne family has to adjust to a sudden new normal where Bruce Wayne's parents are alive, and are also younger than him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,609
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Comments:
- 675
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- 2,991
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- 1,026
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- 63,443
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15 Sep 2025
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Sasuke gets sent back in time to stop Danzo. He intends to save his clan, and his brother. But he made one major mistake: He left the number one unpredictable ninja in charge of the jutsu. He's about 10 years too early. Thanks, Naruto...
Now what?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 193,743
- Chapters:
- 54/54
- Collections:
- 28
- Comments:
- 3,318
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- 8,724
- Bookmarks:
- 2,858
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- 230,575
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04 Sep 2025
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Sartorial Showdown by armyoftoads
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2025
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In demon society, wearing clothes that are difficult to fight in is considered a power move. It is a silent statement, one that says "I can take on anyone, even with a handicap."
So when the exiled Shang Qinghua starts living in the Northern Palace and takes to wearing heavy, oversized, completely impractical robes to court, Mobei-Jun cannot let this stand. He is the ruler of the Northern Desert, after all. Best to remind Shang Qinghua of the power that he wields using a language the man clearly understands.
Meanwhile, Shang Qinghua just wants to take a nap.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,376
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 53
- Kudos:
- 605
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- 109
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19 Jul 2025
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an agreeable offer by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jan 2022
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Shang Qinghua gets snowed in at the office. With a dead phone and no way to get home, his best option for the night is the one presented by a rather prickly boss.
“How are you getting home?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua shrugs.“Walking?” He suggests, and Mobei Jun narrows his eyes. “Well, no, it's too far and there are no cars nearby. So I was thinking I’ll just stay at a hotel…”
Shang Qinghua trails off as he is met with silence. Mobei Jun simply stares at him, his icy blue gaze pinning Shang Qinghua to the spot. Shang Qinghua thinks he can see an idea percolate behind the man’s eyes, but it is most likely a trick of the light. After all, what could he—
“I live a ten minute walk away,” Mobei Jun states more than says. “It may just be easier to stay the night at my place.”
- Language:
- English
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- 18,313
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 259
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- 5,393
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- 1,032
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01 Jul 2025
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this kind of romantic by daisydaisydaisy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jul 2021
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Mobei-jun understands that humans are different from demons.
They're delicate, their customs are not as physically taxing and their anatomy is different. He wouldn't have his beloved Shang Qinghua any other way though.
After suffering through Luo Binghe's "encouraging tips and tricks" and a long year of courting, he's determined to finally take the last step in their relationship and make love to Shang Qinghua. Except when he opens Shang Qinghua's pants, it's not exactly what he expects.
And Mobei-jun.
Goes a little feral.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,855
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 69
- Kudos:
- 3,288
- Bookmarks:
- 441
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- 44,727
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01 Jul 2025
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Men Fear Me, Fish Want Me by Koiichaser_lucorinth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Sep 2023
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It could have been worse.
Yeah, it could have been worse. In the way that falling into a frying pan was technically better than falling into the flames underneath. There were surely worse realities to transmigrate into than this one. Like, he wasn’t a slave.
...Because slaves were human.
He was a fish.
Well. ‘Domesticated Mer’.
A pet. Sentient, yet ownable. A status symbol.
What was that? Slaves were considered less than human too?
Aish! This wasn’t the time for splitting hairs! This was the time for internally wailing, lamenting, and raging at the shitty heavens!
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Shang Qinghua thought it was bad enough when he transmigrated into the life of someone’s pet, but then he found himself crammed into a cargo hold as a gift for a noble overseas. When the ocean turned treacherous and the crew turned their hungry eyes on him, he never expected what happened next, nor how meeting a wild mer would flip his new life upside down.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,971
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 254
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- 3,415
- Bookmarks:
- 844
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- 29,457
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22 Jun 2025
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Time Management is For Babies by daisydiversions
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2025
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Shang Qinghua learns the consequences of ignoring post-canon side mission updates.
OR 1.2K of explicit cracky, trash smut with a cherry surprise ending on top. (Shang Qinghua is the only one whose surprised.)
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21 Jun 2025