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    Two emotionally constipated men try to survive each other's instability. They're not good at it.

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    extremely self indulgent, extremely slow canon/akatsuki!OC fic. good luck. tags will be added along with new chapters. criticism welcome and wanted.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    Ch. 3

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    "This is definitely Uncle Z's fault. I still don't know how, but it's definitely his fault."
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    Look, Percy didn't want to be a half-blood. Being a half-blood was dangerous and scary, and the chances of dying a horribly painful death were extremely high. If "being a half-blood" were a profession, it would surely be on web pages with titles like "Why Men Live Shorter." But precisely because he was accustomed to danger, when Percy woke up, lying on the hard wood of a tree root—remembering well having slept in the comfortable bed of Cabin 3—he didn't scream, no matter how much he wanted to. Silently, he cursed every god he could think of in a three-second burst.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Ch. 7

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    In one tapestry, the gods were blessed with a plethora of children and descendants. But with so many blessings, their once joy at their children turned to expectation and ambivalence. The fates were all but tangled in the abundant threads they had at their fingertips to work into their weaves.

    Another much more tragic tapestry was threadbare in comparison. The Fates having little to work with. Their work thin and frayed from over worked and broken threads.

    Surely no one would notice if some threads went missing from an over full basket?

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    21 Nov 2025

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    Ch.9

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    Everyone knows that the gods have numerous children. Besides being responsible for controlling aspects of the world, that's what they're known for. Demigods are a dime a dozen, and while the gods do care for their children, we all know that they are willing to send them to their deaths for 'the greater good,' or sometimes just for a chance at glory.

    But what if demigods... didn't exist?

    What if there was a Pantheon that couldn't have children with mortals, only producing stillborns and monsters?

    Faced with the threat of It's world's timeline being destroyed due to this cosmic error, Fate itself seeks to intervene. It tears through reality and snatches away a select few demigods to gift to It's Pantheon, erasing and manipulating the memories of It's most vulnerable chosen, as well as rewinding the years on all that It takes, to help with the bonding process.

    This choice leaves 9 demigods trapped in an Ancient Greece that not even they can recognize. Stranded, disoriented, and stripped of their claims, they must tread carefully, for the roaming monsters are not the only threat.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    Ch. 25

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    When the wars of gods finally end, Percy Jackson walks into the sea—and vanishes. Years later, the world knows him only as Dr. Spencer Reid, the youngest genius in the FBI’s Behavioral Analysis Unit. But even as he hunts monsters of the human kind, the tides still whisper of the one he used to be.

    When ancient forces begin to stir again—attacks too strange, too deliberate—his two worlds threaten to collide. Old allies resurface, memories bleed through, and Spencer must confront the truth he’s spent a lifetime hiding: you can’t outrun what the gods made you.

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    31 Oct 2025

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    Chapter 6