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    In which I put Hollanov into SituationsTM as if they were living in a procedural TV show land like Criminal Minds, The Rookie, Castle or Bones. Where, yes, hockey players attract a lot of trouble and then sort of end up solving crimes to save each other’s lives.

    ✨ Long live the power of looooooove and crazy shenanigans ✨

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    06 May 2026

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    Shane and Ilya think two weeks at the cottage is the perfect time to switch off from the world, the internet has other plans. Shane's paranoia may have just paid off.

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    05 May 2026

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    “-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.

    Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.

    “I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”

    “Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”

    (collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)

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    01 May 2026

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    Roz: when i join team, you all ask me if i have partner. I say no, no, I am playboy, I am slut.
    Roz: I lie.
    Roz: I have partner.

    Hazy: Holy shit

    Roz: I call her Jane. She is very private, does not like people knowing we are together.

    Bood: got it, we'll keep it on the dl, wont we guys

    Haas: of course

    Hazy: can we ask why?

    Roz: she is well known, famous
    Roz: will affect her career if she is associated with me

    Lapointe: would we know of her?

    Roz: HAH
    Roz: yes you know her very well

     

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    Ilya is lonely.
    Shane fixes this by letting Ilya tell the Centaurs about him

    Shane is lonely.
    Ilya fixes this by letting Shane be added to the centaurs WAG chat

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    28 Apr 2026

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    12 Apr 2026