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but the young men are given to frisking and fooling by ThomasTheMemeEngine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 May 2022
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Julian nodded politely while twirling the bejeweled cross which hung from his neck. He hated them; those fits of immorality during which his mind would wander and conjure up indecencies. Those corporal needs of his were devious, left him high-strung — him of all people. The man whose birthright was to own, demand and conquer. And yet, here he was: cowering for approval, hoping he could, perhaps, inspire something similar to his own zest.
The Prince was irritated. With his weakness and, and above all, with that damned knight.
“I would like to be compensated for my efforts.”, the noble stated coolly, feeling gravely defensive of his honor.
His regal command noticeably soured Geralt’s mood. “Certainly, your Highness.”, he grumbled.
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In which the kingdom's darling boy has strange ways of showing his fondness for a grouchy knight.
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posthumous forgiveness by ThomasTheMemeEngine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), The Mandalorian (TV)
08 Feb 2021
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A Mandalorian. Of course. It all made sense. That apprehension to show his face, the T-shaped visor, his armor... Jaskier retracted his hands as if he'd dipped them in acid.
He recovered someone from an ancient clan of warriors.
His initial awe was brief, though.
"Wait! I don't care who you are!", Jaskier bellowed, loud enough enough to make the seasoned fighter flinch. "You're dying and I'll help you, whether you want it or not! I don't care who you failed or what your mission is. That stupid helmet's gotta–" He completed his monologue with an undignified yelp because a laser beam flew right by his face and missed him by a hair's breadth.
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away a musician found an injured Mandalorian under the strangest circumstances possible. An encounter which would change both of their lives. The universe *did* work in mysterious ways, after all...
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to navigate through stranger tides by ThomasTheMemeEngine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Dec 2020
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Jaskier was of noble descent. The way he spoke drove Geralt up the wall. But, luckily, he wouldn't have to deal with that for much longer. He spun around to face the source of all that irritating noise. It was hardly worth it, because he almost fell off by simply doing so. The piece of wood under his legs began to wobble. He was just evading the inevitable, though.
"With all due respect, Cap'n, it was your idea to have me walk the plank.", he remarked, level-headed. Not that it mattered, but still.
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Jaskier, an eccentric pirate Captain with a flair for the dramatic, is brave enough to kiss the bounty hunter who's after his head. Geralt, however, just *really* needs some coin and wishes he had chosen a simpler target. A little Tom and Jerry-esque, if you will.
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macbeth by ThomasTheMemeEngine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
24 Nov 2020
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"That your costume, I assume? Still won't tell me what your show is all about?"
Jaskier chuckled in response. "I can't with your prying." He slipped into a purple, flowy shirt and the glamerous doublet. "Must I really repeat myself again? It's bad luck to reveal too much of a play. It's tinged with a, how do you say... religious zeal, if that's what you're wondering. Supposed to teach the commonfolk a thing or two about morality."
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Jaskier finds an allegory for his complicated relationship with the witcher.
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When Teru found himself face to face with a domesticated six-inch spider that possessed enough hairs on its thick, abominable legs to make any of his wigs jealous he knew, he should have seen it coming.
The signs had been there all along.
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Mob gets a pet. Teru gets nervous.
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love me (like i'm not made of stone) by zeppeliclub
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Apr 2025
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(artist/museum guide!bruno x f!reader)
He’s tall, dressed in a white, meticulously ironed shirt, burgundy slacks and expensive leather shoes. A small enamel pin clings to the fabric of his top, and it spells out his name in blunt, all uppercase letters.
Bruno Bucciarati.
If he notices your staring, he doesn’t show it. He only raises a hand and gestures, vague and nonchalant, toward the painting in front of you.
“It’s beautiful, the way they’re so entwined with each other. The abstractionism in this kind of figurative art is gorgeous, but I think the message underneath is so much stronger.”
For a second you almost think he’s mocking you. Perhaps he is. You wouldn’t blame him for it.
Or: In which you don't think you understand art until you lay your eyes on a masterpiece.
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Hearty and Sweet by EnduringParadox
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Sep 2021
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A group of bards have a night of drunken revelry and tell stories of the best meal they've ever eaten.
Jaskier recounts a memorable breakfast he had with Geralt.
Bookmarked by ThomasTheMemeEngine
22 May 2022
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Reader asks why Cooper isn't open about his feelings. Fluff ensues.
Bookmarked by ThomasTheMemeEngine
24 May 2021
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After, Geralt lies on his stomach, one of the inn’s lumpy pillows beneath his cheek. Jaskier is beside him, lute in his lap, strumming something plucky and soft. “Jaskier.”
Bookmarked by ThomasTheMemeEngine
24 Feb 2021
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Cupid's Stupids by MadameMeduse
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
27 Jan 2021
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Paediatrician Dr. Julian 'Jaskier' Pankratz meets the injured Geralt Rivia and his lovely, sassy daughter Ciri at the Flower Valley hospital. In the end, it seems like Geralt isn't the only one who got hit by (Cupid's) arrow...
Bookmarked by ThomasTheMemeEngine
30 Jan 2021

