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love me (like i'm not made of stone) by zeppeliclub
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
19 Apr 2025
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(artist/museum guide!bruno x f!reader)
He’s tall, dressed in a white, meticulously ironed shirt, burgundy slacks and expensive leather shoes. A small enamel pin clings to the fabric of his top, and it spells out his name in blunt, all uppercase letters.
Bruno Bucciarati.
If he notices your staring, he doesn’t show it. He only raises a hand and gestures, vague and nonchalant, toward the painting in front of you.
“It’s beautiful, the way they’re so entwined with each other. The abstractionism in this kind of figurative art is gorgeous, but I think the message underneath is so much stronger.”
For a second you almost think he’s mocking you. Perhaps he is. You wouldn’t blame him for it.
Or: In which you don't think you understand art until you lay your eyes on a masterpiece.
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Hearty and Sweet by EnduringParadox
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Sep 2021
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A group of bards have a night of drunken revelry and tell stories of the best meal they've ever eaten.
Jaskier recounts a memorable breakfast he had with Geralt.
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22 May 2022
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Reader asks why Cooper isn't open about his feelings. Fluff ensues.
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24 May 2021
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17 Mar 2021
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After, Geralt lies on his stomach, one of the inn’s lumpy pillows beneath his cheek. Jaskier is beside him, lute in his lap, strumming something plucky and soft. “Jaskier.”
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24 Feb 2021
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Cupid's Stupids by MadameMeduse
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
27 Jan 2021
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Paediatrician Dr. Julian 'Jaskier' Pankratz meets the injured Geralt Rivia and his lovely, sassy daughter Ciri at the Flower Valley hospital. In the end, it seems like Geralt isn't the only one who got hit by (Cupid's) arrow...
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30 Jan 2021
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Wound By a Key by Bouncey
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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The square box was carved around the bottom edges with buttercup blossoms and had paintings across all four sides, depicting the childish, storybook version of Jaskier approaching the Fae in the woods, his two nights of dancing and singing, his transformation, and, as they came around to the front panel at last, his imprisonment. The doll on top of the stand was Jaskier; or it had been, once upon a time.
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- Part 3 of A Very Bouncey Halloween
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07 Dec 2020
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Epistles by ItsyBitsyAnansi
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Nov 2020
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“Birke, 1263, Dillingen
Dear Jaskier,
Are you well?”
Geralt and Jaskier write letters to each other, yet somehow, very little is actually said. Until the day Jaskier doesn’t write back.
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02 Dec 2020
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long on the road by limerental
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Feb 2020
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Geralt is a long-haul trucker who has recently broken it off (again) with his ex-wife. Jaskier is a free spirit musician hitchhiking across the country while grappling with a sudden reminder of his mortality. Geralt really, really regrets picking him up at the last rest area. Until, he doesn’t.
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- Part 1 of Long on the Road
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05 Nov 2020
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For The Space of a Heartbeat by DrowningByDegrees
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
23 Oct 2020
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"Geralt isn’t sorry, per se. Jaskier’s chest rises and falls under Geralt’s palm in the slow rhythm of sleep. It’s the loveliest thing Geralt can remember waking up to, and therein lies the problem. An emotion fed only grows, and this unruly, sprawling affection is the worst offender. Stupidly, Geralt had thought getting this out of his system would quell it, but the longing reaches a fever pitch instead. "
As it turns out, falling into bed with your very best friend who you are privately very much in love with isn't nearly so nerve wracking as waking up with them the morning after.
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26 Oct 2020
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Jaskier has some trouble with his inheritance: if he's not married by the age of 35, he'll be cut out of his family's will.
Geralt, being the good friend he is, offers to help him out by marrying him.What could possibly go wrong?
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- Part 1 of Octoberfest fics
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don't sing if you want to live long by greyduckgreygoose for Corina (CorinaLannister)
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)
15 Sep 2020
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Geralt shifts uncomfortably on the chair as the camera focuses on him. “A Witcher,” he says. A muffled voice off camera asks him to repeat the question and he frowns. “I didn’t ask a question, you did.”
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“What was I before I became a vampire? A Witcher,” Geralt says. There is a beat of silence and his eyes flicker off-camera. “What is a Witcher?” He repeats slowly, “I killed monsters for coin.”
(a What We Do in the Shadows AU where Yennefer, Triss and Geralt are vampire roommates being followed by a documentary crew and Jaskier is an unwitting pizza delivery boy who keeps getting called to the spooky house on the hill.)
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30 Sep 2020
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Geralt was suddenly aware of how close they were standing, how wide Jaskier's pupils were - how that dark look in his eyes wasn't hurt or anger but something else entirely.
"Tell me what you want, Jaskier," he said, keeping his voice low.After facing disappointment at the annual Oxenfurt Bardic Competition, Jaskier has a rather unique way of dealing with his pent-up feelings. Geralt is only too happy to oblige the bard's demands - no matter what he asks for.
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23 Sep 2020
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of all the cafés in all the world by biancarambles
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
16 Feb 2020
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Valentine's Day is rough when you are married to your job and don't believe in love. But maybe an accidental encounter in a coffee shop with a guy you ghosted months ago could change your mind. Could it be the universe speaking? Could it be destiny? (Of course not, you don't believe in that shit)
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22 Sep 2020
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'a due'; together by LovelyRita1967
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Jul 2020
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a due
/a ˈdu:ay/
Adverb (Music): (Ital.) “In two parts”, intended as a duet; for two voices or instruments; two instruments play in unison after a solo passage for one of the instruments; togetherJaskier is a music teacher at Kaedwen Academy, and he can hardly believe how hot the new chem teacher is. Jaskier slowly gets to know Geralt, attempting to not be a complete idiot every step of the way. Can they get it together?
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17 Sep 2020
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Sweeter The Sun by GoldenDaydreams
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Jul 2020
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Jaskier is in the middle of a spat with Valdo Marx when Geralt returns to Oxenfurt after winter.
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28 Jul 2020
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they don't write 'em like that anymore by kageygirl
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Jun 2020
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24 Jul 2020
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My Boyfriend from Rivia is Totally Real by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
08 Jun 2020
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Jaskier accidentally lies to Valdo Marx that he had Geralt are in fact dating. And then he decides to roll with the lie and it just keeps growing and growing.
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- Part 4 of Witcher Bingo Card Prompts
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coming clean by Unicornsandrainbows for ThomasTheMemeEngine
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 May 2020
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Jaskier freezes, soap dripping into the bath water. Then he blinks at Geralt, who is still just staring at him in confusion. Jaskier blinks again. He gets the feeling that he should say something, but really, what do you say to someone who's been travelling with you for two years without realizing that you're trans and then addresses the topic in the rudest way possible? ‘Where is your dick?’?!? That’s a terrible thing to ask, rude even by Geralt’s standards.
Jaskier and Geralt have been traveling together for quite a while now. Somehow, Geralt still manages to be the only man on the continet who hasn't at least heard a rumour about Jaskier being trans, until they end up sharing a bathtub.
Note: though this is part of a series, it can be read as it's own thing
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- Part 3 of Be careful what you wish