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    Alec Lightwood is 100%, without a doubt, unequivocally, Asexual. Or... at least he thought he was, anyway. Until him and Magnus go on vacation, two years into their relationship, and he uncovers new embarrassing feelings deep inside him. Now he can't stop thinking about him, but he's not really sure he wants to. The question is- what is he to do about it?

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Modern-Day Fairytale Mermaid AU. Barely esteemed, underpaid, and overworked Marine Biologist Magnus Bane does not expect to find a peculiar sea creature while living in an undersea lab off the coast of Florida, which leads to a bizarre series of events with him not only discovering and bonding with a new species but also trying to conceal said discovery. Can romance truly blossom twenty thousand leagues under the sea?

    (Spoiler alert: Yes, it can. I’ve spared you from reading ~70k words. You’re welcome.)

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    18 Jun 2023

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    The shampoo Magnus gives him is the best thing Alec has ever smelled- sandalwood and honeysuckle and the frankincense they burned at every formal occasion. It's intimate and perfect and probably a little inappropriate for the High Warlock to give the Head of an Institute, even if they are friends. But Alec has always known how to take what he can get, so he thanks Magnus for the shampoo, and never asks for more than the friendship.
    Except, ever since he started using the shampoo, everyone around him is acting... strange. Touchy. Alec doesn't like touchy.
    He's probably just imagining it. It's just shampoo, right? What else could it be?

    (It is not shampoo.)

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    05 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 91

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    “Alec, I want you to fuck me.” Magnus said, and Alec felt like the entire world stopped spinning for a moment.
    “You… what?” Alec managed, after a few seconds of blinking in astonishment.
    “I want you to fuck me.” Magnus repeated, gently removing Alec’s hand from his cock in order to twine their fingers together.

    Also known as: Alec is a virgin and Magnus is a centuries old warlock, and they're about to have sex for the first time. The whole thing is a bit overwhelming.

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    13 Mar 2021

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    Alec hates his job at his parents' company, Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Especially now that his mother has decided to take a personal interest in his love life, ambushing him with blind dates on his lunch breaks. Luckily, he's found one safe place where no one ever looks for him—the private viewing booths at their neighboring store, Fantasy Island Books.

    Never mind that it's an erotica store. Never mind that its owner, Magnus Bane, is simultaneously immeasurably adorable and infuriatingly shameless.

    Throw the president of the United States in the mix, and Alec's life could not be more of a disaster.

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    08 Feb 2021