Timetosuitup
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“So I was reading this insanely amazing fic on AO3, and I guess it nailed the characterizations so hard that it actually summoned you guys.”
It’s 3 am, and the fanfic-reader tries to explain the bizarre situation currently at hand, excited and a little out of breath, as they gesture wildly between the laptop open on their desk and the pair standing perplexed in front of it. “Ain’t that the wildest fucking shit.”
Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski look at each other and then at the stranger in front of them, expressions blank.
“Fic?”
“AO3?”
They ask at the same time.
The reader bites the inside of their cheek to keep from bursting into laughter like a maniac, because the whole thing is incredibly absurd – impossible even – but also fucking hilarious.
“Yeah. I think it’s best if you don’t worry about that part.”
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Stiles opened his eyes, and saw the silhouette of what he thought was a man. He couldn't remember where he was, or how he got here. His head felt like a ticking bomb that was about to explode in any second.
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A drag queen and a cop walk into an apartment building... by DropsOfAddiction
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Mar 2020
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Stiles tries not to whimper as Derek gets closer. Stiles had forgotten just how intense space invader Derek could be.
If Derek was boner inducing when Stiles knew him before, equal parts terrifying and sexy, back at the age of twenty four, well... it’s not a patch on what thirty year old Derek’s got going for him.
Derek’s still got a stupid leather jacket and his black hair is slightly longer than Stiles remembers. The stubble is longer too, not quite a beard but still neatly shaped in a way that makes his cheekbones stand out.
And the eyes, shit, the eyes. He’s staring at Stiles with this stormy mix of grey, blue and about a thousand other colours thrown in and Stiles couldn’t break eye contact if he wanted to.
Derek fucking Hale, ladies and gentlemen.
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29 Jan 2026
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“Beacon County Sheriff's Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles...what are you doing right now?”
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Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.
Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.
But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.
Or even know who Derek was.
But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
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Derek is on the cusp of his second season with the LA Dodgers, and as the reigning runner-up Rookie of the Year, the pressure’s on him to become the team’s star pitcher and lead them to the playoffs for the first time in five years. He’s trying to deal with the burden of expectations and really has zero desire to spend any extra time or energy on anything that isn’t baseball.
But then he meets Stiles.
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Stiles forgets his room key a lot, and Derek lives right down the hall. Unfortunately, they may or may not have met before, and Stiles may or may not have forgotten the entire thing due to alcohol and poor life decisions (but mostly alcohol)
Podfic of (I forgot) the key to your heart by lazarusthefirst.
Fic length: 15k
Podfic length: 1:31:24
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26 Jan 2026
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In hindsight, maybe introducing the local werewolf contingent to the wonderful world of online gaming hadn't exactly been Stiles' best idea.