Tinsadisaster
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Two unlikely characters meet at the train station for a chance at forgiveness.
A short Dramione story.
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Penelope planned a perfect going away party for her best friend Eloise, who is leaving for graduate school in Scotland. Everything is going to plan, until Colin arrives with a date. Knowing her best friend is upset, Eloise offers Penelope a small gift of happiness. Penelope accepts the little magic pill and embarks on a stimulating ride, which includes grinding on the man of her dreams and more.
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The year is 1815. Colin Bridgerton returns to Mayfair in great spirits. Penelope Featherington faces an important crossroad in her last season in the marriage market. Lady Whistledown returns from respite and asks the ton, "Dearest Gentle Readers, I have a query. Is a love story still a love story, even if two people don't end up together?"
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Blaise has fallen in love with Bianca, but can't even talk to her because Hermione keeps cockblocking him.
Can he convince Draco that dating Hermione would be in everyone's best interests?
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- Part 13 of HMS Dramione
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"I don't want your pity, Granger," he seethes. "I'm still in your debt. I haven't made amends yet."
"Oh, so you're planning to?" she asks more cheekily than she is feeling.
Malfoy's eyes flash as if she had challenged him to a duel.
"Is there something you need? Just say the word and I'll give it to you. Or do you prefer actions? I'm willing to do fucking anything..."
Hermione's heart is beating indecently fast. She masks her fascination with a sceptically raised eyebrow.
"Anything," she echoes.
"Anything," he confirms.
"All right, then. For starters, I'd like you to stop crowding me against this bookshelf."
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- Part 1 of Anything Universe
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“I am shocked that even 7 witches meet my father’s standards.”
“He did include the Weasley girl.” Theo reminded him.
“Yes, he did.” Draco raised a hand and ticked off the requirements with his fingers. “Pureblood, gentry, young, sane, fecund.”
At the last word Blaise winced and Theo made gagging noises.
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Regency Dramione? Sold!
Inestimable Boon by ymer
“I am shocked that even 7 witches meet my father’s standards.”
“He did include the Weasley girl.” Theo reminded him.
“Yes, he did.” Draco raised a hand and ticked off the requirements with his fingers. “Pureblood, gentry, young, sane, fecund.”
At the last word Blaise winced and Theo made gagging noises.
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Blackmailed by MistressLynn for sportivetricks (tamlane)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Mar 2021
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Draco finds out something pertaining to the war that Hermione would do anything to prevent from getting out. How far is she willing to go to protect her secret?
WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
2nd Place Dom!Draco (but he's totally a switch here)..................
“One evening. For one evening I’ll do…” She took a deep breath to steel herself. “I’ll do whatever you want.”
He stopped in front of her, looming over her body, close. So close that she felt his hot breath on the top of her head. Slowly, she looked up from the shirt on his chest and into his eyes. They were hooded, and darker than she remembered.
“Whatever I want?” His voice was hushed and deep, and she felt it in her bones.
“Yes,” she whispered, and did her best to still the fear and sick thrill of anticipation that had sparked inside her.
“Alright, Granger,” he said with a smirk, and then spoke in a low voice. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”
She had no idea what she had just agreed to.
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I enjoyed how the original plot was woven into this story. Such a clever way to redeem a character who is hard to redeem in general.
Blackmailed by MistressLynn for sportivetricks (tamlame)
Draco finds out something pertaining to the war that Hermione would do anything to prevent from getting out. How far is she willing to go to protect her secret?
WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
2nd Place Dom!Draco (but he's totally a switch here)..................
“One evening. For one evening I’ll do…” She took a deep breath to steel herself. “I’ll do whatever you want.”
He stopped in front of her, looming over her body, close. So close that she felt his hot breath on the top of her head. Slowly, she looked up from the shirt on his chest and into his eyes. They were hooded, and darker than she remembered.
“Whatever I want?” His voice was hushed and deep, and she felt it in her bones.
“Yes,” she whispered, and did her best to still the fear and sick thrill of anticipation that had sparked inside her.
“Alright, Granger,” he said with a smirk, and then spoke in a low voice. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”
She had no idea what she had just agreed to.
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She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”
“Out of the question.”
“It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”
“Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.
Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.
To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”
She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.
Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.
“You’re serious?”
“Completely.”
“Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”
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for the best by HawthorneWhisperer
She wore that Granger expression, the one that said she was going to bully someone into something. Draco had a bad feeling it was about to be him. “I’ll marry you,” Hermione said.
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m not doing it for free. I marry you, then after a year we divorce and you agree to fund S.P.E.A.M.B. In perpetuity.”
“Out of the question.”
“It’s just one year. We would both get what we want.”
“Contracted marriages require consummation,” he said, adding a leer for good measure.
Granger had gotten more attractive since their Hogwarts days, he would give her that much. Her jumper was atrocious, though. He had half a mind to burn it.
To his everlasting shock, she merely shrugged. “It’s just sex. I’ve had it before and I presume you have too.”
She was utterly serious. Draco stared at her and contemplated being married to her. She was irritating and he might make her promise to never wear that jumper again, but it was better than the alternative.
Draco would do just about anything to avoid being poor.
“You’re serious?”
“Completely.”
“Then congratulations, Granger. You've got yourself a husband.”