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    The People's Alchemist, an internet-famous political vlogger known for his explosive temper, sharp insights, and scathing commentary, runs into smooth-talking Fuhrer Candidate Roy Mustang in a supermarket, of all places, and sparks fly.

    Luckily, his dedicated fans are there to document the whole thing.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Harry is eleven when he is handed a letter and told he is a wizard. Not only that, but he learns his parents are still alive, though incapacitated. This Harry Potter has no scar, no fame, and his horrible childhood is not the result of some grand plot but of an error in administration. Harry is eleven and his life is looking up. He has magic, a family, and a goal.

    He will become the greatest healer Hogwarts has ever seen.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.

    It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.

    (Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)

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    03 Jan 2026

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    03 Jan 2026