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    When the Patronus came, Harry stopped mid-shave and Apparated to the Ministry. He barged inside the Auror office, looking thunderous. ‘Who has him?’

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    24 May 2025

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    Mid-shave 🤣🤣

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    After Harry’s unfortunate encounter with his ex, Draco Malfoy makes him a proposition. Draco wants his parents to stop matchmaking him and Harry wants to make his ex jealous. All they need to do is simply pretend they’re in love. Problem is… Draco already is.

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    24 May 2025

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    Loved loved loved Draco's prose and dialgue in this one! Hilarious and heartbreaking all at once 💔

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    Draco has one goal: become the best Obliviator the Ministry has ever seen.

    Everything proceeds exactly according to plan…

    Until he’s assigned to deal with a SNAKE SWARM in Godric’s Hollow.

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    23 May 2025

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    Fucking hilarious! Harry is the biggest golden retriever and Draco just needs a nap!

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    “Pansy, we aren’t getting married.”

    He liked using her name. Kept saying it like he was cultivating it, nurturing it, tending to it like one of his plants. She could hardly help it though, being named after a flower.

    Nor could she help that she was on her way to being a little bit drunk with an equally tipsy Neville Longbottom.

    “You keep saying that, Longbottom. But I’m owling my mother as soon as we’re back at the school, and telling her to send an interest request. It makes perfect sense.”

    [In which Pansy's in the market for a husband.]

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    23 May 2025

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    Malfoy claims he can fuck anyone he wants, which is absolutely ridiculous. And Harry is going to prove it.

    Meanwhile Draco just wants another glimpse of Potter's cock.

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    22 May 2025

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    🔥🔥🔥

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    Harry has had to live his life with the curse of being overly well-endowed.

    Draco has had to live his life with the curse of being hard to please.

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    A Cinderella story, of sorts.

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    21 May 2025

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    So freaking hot 🔥 🥵 😍

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    They say that everybody who gets out of Azkaban comes out a little mad. After the war, Draco Malfoy spends three months in Azkaban. He just wants to go insane in peace, but Harry Potter finds that he, inexplicably, still can't leave Draco alone.

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    21 May 2025

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    Now Draco’s cock is stirring, and he can’t breathe because all he can think of is screaming Harry’s name while Harry pins him down and mindlessly fucks him into total incoherency.

    Because hell yes, that would be sexy as fuck and Draco is officially in so much trouble.

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    20 May 2025

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    Best fic of mistaken identity ever. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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    Draco is dying of Hanahaki Disease. Serves him right, Harry thinks.

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    20 May 2025

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    Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint... and Draco’s no saint.

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    20 May 2025

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    Hot 🔥 🥵 🙈

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    Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them confirm his bad opinion of them and slobber down his sleeve with their adoration. Draco knew that the best way to win Harry Potter’s heart was to be his friend first, and go so slowly he wouldn’t even realize you were doing it

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    20 May 2025

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    Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.

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    20 May 2025

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    “I still don’t think you’re anything special,” Draco told him.

    “Jesus,” Potter said. “You’re brilliant.”

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    All Draco cares about is keeping Potter alive, and he’ll do whatever it takes to make sure that happens.

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    19 May 2025

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    Harry was just trying to get away for a while. He didn't mean to get trapped in the Prefect's Bath with Draco Malfoy.

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    19 May 2025

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    When Draco Malfoy is forced to go undercover among the remaining Death Eaters in the aftermath of the war, the last person he expects to find there is Harry Potter.

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    19 May 2025

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    This fic came out of nowhere and sucker punched me straight in the heart. Soo good!

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    Harry’s current predicament is, he can admit, rather dire. Being caught stalking aside, he thinks his nose might be broken. Humiliation licks up his rigid spine, but along with it is a prickle of ill-advised anticipation, a foolish thrill at what Malfoy might do.

     

    Harry is a little lost. His house is rejecting him and his friends and family are busy and moving on. To cope, he turns to what’s tried and true; following Draco Malfoy. The first time was an accident. Sort of.

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    19 May 2025

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    The stalking! The Polyjuice! So hot and so good 🔥❤️😫

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    Everyone returns to Hogwarts after the war, but nothing is quite the same. Harry's groupies are creepier than ever, Ron and Hermione are snogging all over the place, and the once-proud Draco is shuffling around like a kicked puppy. But that's okay: Harry's got a plan.

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    D&H walking through Hogwarts by bafflinghaze (22/02/2017)

     

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    • Read in Bahasa Indonesia here or here by akira-tm/neko chuudoku! (30/03/2015)
    • Read in Русский by they_want_some_juice! (31/07/2020)
    • Read in 한글 by 현 (hyun)! (16/02/2024)
    • Translations to Português brasileiro, 中文, Türkçe, and Español in the notes. Thank you so much, everyone!
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    19 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Operation Make Friends with Draco Malfoy is a gooooo! Laugh out loud funny!

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    “It’s not for long,” Hermione said. “By the time we get back to Hogwarts, the Unfettering Brew will be ready.”

    “Listen to you!” Ron said. “He’s got to get through a month with the Dursleys and a month at Malfoy Manor. With Draco Malfoy.”

    “Yeah, thanks,” Harry said, because he hadn’t just spent the last week contemplating just how much more horrible his summer holidays were about to be than they’d ever been before.

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    18 May 2025

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    Sometimes, Harry can't help but wonder why such strange shit always happens to him.

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    15 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "My house wants me to shag you." What a line. 🔥

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    A perfect match, a romance for the ages, with a one hundred percent success rate! Magic Match claims they can give Draco all of this. So why do they keep sending him on dates with Harry Potter?

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    14 May 2025

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    Hilarious 😂

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