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It's laundry day and Dean decides to lend a hand.
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- Part 1 of Shorts
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After an argument, Dean heads to his room to brood with alcohol and music. And Sam heads to his room to relax with his favorite vibrator.
But Sam has never really had true privacy so he tries to not make any noise, but as his fantasy takes shape, it's too good to hold in.
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Sam is now 16 and has several big decisions to make. Should he come out as female to satisfy Samuel's desire for Dean to marry a girl and settle down to have children? Should he marry Dean and seal their fates together? Should he let Dean go so he can choose someone else? Should he return to the non-clan world and go to college?
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- Part 2 of Not Really a Choice
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Dean's surprises his brother with something neither of them expected.
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- Part 4 of Alternative Cure for Insomnia
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Dean realizes Christmas is coming and now that they're settled in, what should he get for Sam?
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- Part 3 of Alternative Cure for Insomnia
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Dean. Sam. Sex toys. Discovering each other. Discovering self care.
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Dean loves his little brother and his little brother loves him. Their dynamic has put them at odds for most of their lives. But they've finally found something that works. With Sam relying on Dean to care for him and Dean relying on Sam to trust him, it makes them both better. So much better.
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Has Eliot left the team?
Has Eliot gone rogue?
When the team finds out where he's gone, and finally why, what will they do?Bookmarked by TooOldToCare8353
05 Jul 2025
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Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words) by pagination
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
12 May 2016
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Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.Series
- Part 1 of Words are Hard
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Cake's Holiday Feast by cakeisnotpie
Fandom: Agent Carter (TV), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), X-Men (Movies)
29 Oct 2022
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25 Apr 2025
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The World Belongs To Me by saddle_tramp
Fandom: Captain America (2011), Captain America (Movies), Hulk (2003), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Thor (Movies)
30 May 2015
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19 Jan 2025
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Mixed Metaphors by SmutLover
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Captain America (Movies), Hawkeye (Comics), Iron Man (Movies)
25 Dec 2016
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The continuation of "Sam Meets the Avengers"! The team reforms after the revelations at SHIELD. Some new members, some old members in new roles, a super spy is resurrected, friends met, enemies identified, revenge had.
Or, shorter, Natasha is really concerned when she winds up being the voice of reason. In any situation. And she has dibs on Fury.
Special thanks to Xogoi_Momo for the 'verse name. I still suck at naming things. <3
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- Part 2 of Use Your Words 'Verse