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    Harris needs Shane Hollander to crush a watermelon with his thighs. For charity.
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    "Is charity watermelon. Has rules."

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    03 Aug 2026

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    Funny

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    Statistically speaking, there was a very long list on one end which Shane sat solidly at the top of. On the other end, there was a list with only one name on it.

    Shane was the best of everyone Ilya had ever fucked.

    Sasha was the best to ever fuck Ilya.

    Shane would never have gotten two Stanley Cups if he didn’t know how to pivot and change direction when needed.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    "My point is that Rozanov, like, talks Shane down before he even realizes he’s panicking. He makes him snacks with fucking buckwheat in them and he even gets Shane to take a day off once in a blue moon. He’s an asshole,” Hayden says. “He’s obnoxious and rude and frankly, unpleasant. I’m not saying he’s a good guy. But he is a good husband.”

    Or: 5 times Hayden defends Ilya behind his back, +1 time he defends Ilya in front of him

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    01 Aug 2026

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    01 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Hollanov Family Groupchat!
    Timeline: this takes place roughly 18 years after the events of the long game.
    Blue text is Ilya

    Meet the family:
    Ilya Hollander-Rozanov (Papa)- 48 years of age. Retired.
    Shane Hollander-Rozanov (Dad)- 48 years of age. Retired.
    Anastasia Irina Hollander-Rozanov- 18 years of age. Eldest daughter. Overachiever. Dancer. Final year of High School.
    Louis David Hollander-Rozanov- 16 years of age. Loves hockey. Hates school. Dreams of playing in the NHL. Maria's Twin.
    Maria Yuna Hollander-Rozanov- 16 years of age. Figure skater. Average student. Mini Ilya/Trouble maker. Louis' Twin.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    Cute