Tosa
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- Red Dwarf (UK TV) (1)
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“It used to happen on JMC vessels all the time,” Rimmer explained, “especially before they let women enlist. You're surrounded by the endless, yawning void of space, trapped in a floating metal tomb with only your fellow crewmen for company, light years between you and the touch of a consenting woman... and suddenly, sausage starts to seem a lot more appetizing.”
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In which Lister propositions Rimmer, and drama on the Red Dwarf reaches meteoric proportions.
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Mr. White and Mr. Orange take a crack at song analysis.
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Jake English's life was wholly ordinary - save for the fact that he was dating the up-and-coming leader of the Revolution in Derse. When a tragedy turns a romantic tryst into a living nightmare, Jake will have to search the far reaches of an unfamiliar, war-torn country in search of a mysterious girl, who, he is told, is the key to his lover's salvation.
But neither the girl nor his benefactor are as they seem. And as the months and miles wear down his resolve, Jake will be forced to decide whether a person's life can justly be assigned a price...Parallel and sequel to I'll Have My Pound of Flesh Rare and Something Rotten.
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- Part 3 of Pound of Flesh
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Derse has always been a terrible place to live - or so Roxy hears. With a mother acting as advisor to the Black Queen, Roxy has lived a life of nobility, complete with access to magical education and a room with a view from the castle towers. Hers is not the happiest childhood, but politics, at least, are not at the forefront of her worries.
However, when the empress of a defunct wasteland seizes control of the throne, Roxy's comfortable life is upended. She will have to survive being sent hundreds of miles away from her parents, the spread of genocide across a continent, and watching her brother warp from a child too depressed to get out of bed to a militant "prince" of the latest Dersite revolution. Added to these are the trials adolescence brings, including alcoholism, sexuality, and the search for an identity that will distinguish her from the rest of her infamous family members.Prequel, parallel, and sequel to I'll Have My Pound of Flesh Rare.
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- Part 2 of Pound of Flesh
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"You make me feel so young, Will," he chuckles, like you're talking over coffee and not a corpse.
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A series of stories set in an alternate universe wherein Prospit and Derse are two countries sharing a small continent. The empress of the now defunct Alternian Empire has seized control of Derse, and her followers and enemies kill each other in the streets, engaged in an all-out terroristic war for the throne. One disgraced noble family finds itself in the middle of this war, and it is the two children of this family who feature primarily in these stories...
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Zuko was not excited. Zuko knew as the Crowned Prince of the Fire Nation he’d have to be married one day, and he knew it would most likely be an arranged marriage.
What Zuko never imagined was that he’d be marrying the prince of the Northern Water Tribe.
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Zuko only barely resists flinching again when Sokka grabs his frozen hand in his broader, warmer one and presses the binoculars into his palm. “Come on, dude. You wanted to see them. I’ve seen them plenty. Have a look.”
Tentatively, Zuko peers through the lenses. At his first clear glimpse of the tiny seabirds, he sucks in a cold breath.
“I thought they’d be bigger,” he whispers, following one bird with his eyes until it flits away faster than he can track, then choosing another one.
“They’re each only about a pound or less,” Sokka says. “Hardy little guys, though. They live at sea for two years as fledglings before ever setting foot on land.”
Sokka must have already said all this on the ride, and he’s repeating it for Zuko’s benefit. It doesn’t have the air of a rehearsed speech, though. Sokka sounds genuinely impressed.
Zuko is foolishly, recklessly, a little bit in love.
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- Part 1 of Predictably As
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11 Dec 2020
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[Time passes oddly. Between one second and the next, Sokka has the Fire Lord pinned to the wall with his hands around the bastard’s throat. Golden eyes (one gold eye, his mind whispers) widen in shock.
“Sokka?” he chokes out. And then he smiles.
What the fuck?
“Sokka, I—”
Sokka slams his head against the wall, once, twice, and the smile wipes off his face. Good.
“What,” Sokka bites out, “have you done to my sister?”]
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An injury leaves Sokka with amnesia. His last memory is of the failed invasion, of leaving his father behind in enemy territory on the Day of Black Sun. Of hopelessness. Rage.
But then he wakes up, and the war is over. Suddenly, he must come to terms with the fact that years have passed, and that he's somehow the Southern Water Tribe Ambassador to the Fire Nation. He is also supposedly friends with banished-Prince-turned-Fire-Lord Zuko, of all people. Close friends.
Yeah, nah.
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25 Nov 2020
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Toph decides she needs to know who in the gaang is hot. This leads to quite a bit of trouble for Sokka.
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23 Oct 2020
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Sokka thinks fortune-telling is bullshit, until Aunt Wu tells him he's going to marry the Firelord. Then he knows fortune-telling is bullshit.
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- Part 1 of The Zukka Shitpost Records
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20 Oct 2020