TotallyNotA_Bug
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Ever wondered what would happen if Fords luck ran out during the portal years? If Bill offered to save him at only a small price? One that seemed to good to be true. What if the one condition was for Ford to give him time to convince him to join them?
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Something is very wrong. Ford knows something is very wrong. But it's going to take a lot for him to admit that.
A lot happens...TLDR Ford loses his glasses when he falls through the portal but can still see everything goes down hill from there.
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Stanleys making breakfast for the family but can't find the syrup so he goes digging in the back of the fridge for an alternative. Everything goes wrong from there.
I enjoy thinking about the complicated relationship between an old man and a triangle sue me.
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There was a place he visited briefly, roaming the multiverse. He prefers not to remember it; it's better that way, for everyone.
(I re-wrote this as the original was kinda shit (〜￣▽￣)〜 but it's ok because I fixed it...I think)
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Michael doesn't return from Sannikov land, Gerry gets diagnosed with Cancer you know the drill but before Gertrude is killed a plan is set in motion. A plan to get rid of the Extinction.
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Stanley Pines has been stuck as a cat for weeks(? Hard to keep track), when he meets a wolf with a similar problem in the woods.
Stanford Pines has recently been cursed into the form of a wolf and stumbles upon a cat while running through the woods.
Both agree to work together to break their curses, neither of them catches the others name.
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- Part 7 of Cat Stan
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Fords a wolf Stan’s a cat and they have no idea who the other is shenanigans happen what more could ya want
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Stan’s next shout feels more like a scream, desperate and frightened and tearing his throat on the way out: “Ford, please! Come on! Stanford, you can’t do this to me, not again—Stanford!”
Something slams into him, and he hits the deck hard. His first instinct is, naturally, to punch—but he doesn’t get that far. As soon as he tries to scramble back to his feet, a knee wedges itself into his back and two hands seize tightly on his shoulders and press him down. A low, dangerous growl reverberates around him, and he freezes. Shit. Shit.
...are there werewolves this far out on the ocean?
But when he cranes to see over his shoulder, he does not see a werewolf. Instead, he sees—
“Ford?!”
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Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
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The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
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02 Nov 2024
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Absolutely perfect dynamic between Ford and Bill, hilarious and heart wrenching
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“Told ya! The thingy!” Stan barked and shoved past Ford. The latter bit back a frustrated growl. An unbecoming habit he had picked up. When Ford caught up with Stan, he was standing in the cockpit, gesturing at the anomaly detector. Ford sighed and sat at the console. It was somewhat cramped, like the rest of the ship. Steel equipment had been bolted atop old, salt-worn metal, white paint flaking from years of weather and use. Their renovated home-away-from-home was distinctly of two worlds.
The anomaly detector had picked something up that would probably be a few days’ journey away. East, toward the Norwegian coastline.
[Or: Ford and Stan attempt to seal an inter-dimensional rift. They meet a monster. It doesn’t go well.]
(Rated Mature just to be safe)
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- Part 1 of Ford Pines Has Cat Brain
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28 Oct 2024
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Mabel looked Stan in the eye and, after a slightly hurtful amount of booing, started to tell her own story. “I’m going to tell a not terrible story called…Trooth Ache!”
Stan let out a tired sigh, already guessing what his grandniece would talk about. She and Dipper had been on his case ever since yesterday when they decided to use magical dentures to trick him into telling the truth about every dirty deed they asked about. He would be proud if they just stopped asking So. Many. Questions. About. His. Brother.
Unfortunately, when his brother stepped out of the portal he was...strange. Cagey. Weird. If Ford was an animal, Stan might even say feral.
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