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    “Fine.” Potter held his gaze. “If we’re both single at thirty, marry me.”

    The table erupted, but Draco barely heard it. Potter was grinning. For him, it was a joke. A ridiculous, drunken challenge delivered because Potter knew Draco would rather swallow broken glass than admit defeat in front of twelve witnesses. For Potter, that was all it was. Draco knew that. Unfortunately, Draco had once been fourteen years old and stupid enough to realise he was in love with this exact idiot. Apparently some humiliations lasted forever.

    “Thirty?” Draco heard himself say. Potter blinked. Draco took another drink.
    “Twenty-eight?” Potter tried again.
    “Still pathetic.”
    “Twenty-five.”
    Draco stared at him. Potter held out his hand across the table. “If neither of us is married by twenty-five, we marry each other.”

    It’s supposed to be a drunken joke. Instead, Harry and Draco start crashing each other’s dates, sabotaging any potential competition and wielding the words “future husband” like a weapon.
    For Harry, it’s a game that slowly stops feeling like one. For Draco, it was never really a game to begin with.

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    18 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    After months of flirtation, Draco has finally decided to ask Harry on a date. When Draco learns that the Chosen One has chosen celibacy—because he doesn’t think he can control his wolfish desires in the bedroom—Draco knows he needs to make Harry (and Harry’s knot) his. Now all Draco has to do is convince him.

    Or: Draco goes from down bad to down worse, and Harry learns to let go.

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    12 Sep 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “He’s with me,” says Derek.

    Stiles blinks. “I am?”

    Derek cocks his head, giving him a look of genuine exasperation. He looks surprisingly unimpressed for someone doing him such a big favor. “Do you want to catch the flight or not?”

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    A Sterek Airport AU where Stiles nearly misses his flight and Derek comes to his rescue... and immediately comes to regret it.

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    03 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 58

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    Harry Potter has spent months trying to prove that Draco Malfoy is hiding something.

    Then a duel in a bathroom goes badly wrong.

    When the floor gives way beneath them, Harry and Draco are left trapped together in the dark with unstable stone above them, very little room to move, and far too much they would both rather keep unsaid.

    Getting out is only the beginning.

    Or...

    Harry wanted answers.

    Falling through the floor with Draco Malfoy was not how he expected to get them.

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    14 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    Mike knows he's not gay. He's known that for years, sure he's rather close with his best friend but really who isn't? The problem is that lately his closeness with his friend has been confusing him, and he wonders if there's anything he can do to test these thoughts. After a conversation with Dustin he decides that there's only one solution, he has to watch gay porn. It's the only way for him to ultimately prove to himself that he's not gay, and if his best friend wants to tag along for the ride, who is he to stop him?

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    Mike Wheeler asks Will Byers to watch porn with him.

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    03 Aug 2026