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    This is all so disconcerting that Bill Cipher--scourge of realms, destroyer of worlds, a monster and a demon and a being of pure, evil chaos--actually blurts out the first thing that comes to mind, which is the truth, or at least part of it.

    "Your stupid uncle DUMPED ME!!!!" he wails, glowing red with miserable rage.

     

    Or: Mabel has GOT THIS.

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    22 Aug 2024

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    “My name is Connor. Don’t worry, I’m not a—”

    “HUMAN!”

    Connor audibly groans. Even as he knows he’ll be pursued soon if he isn’t already, he takes a moment to pinch the bridge of his nose, then looks back. The logical thing to do would be start preemptively running. Instead, he glances back and shouts, “Android, actually!”

    An energy spear shoots through the air, passing not an inch away from his face and lodging itself in the wall nearby. Judging by that, and the angry yelling coming from its thrower, Connor decides it may be a good time to run.


    Humans and androids have found themselves in an uneasy peace, although that’s not to say there isn’t still a long way to go. Then Connor’s asked to investigate a site where humans have been disappearing for a very long time. And, suddenly, everything’s a lot more complicated.

    Of course, Connor’s the only one who knows just how complicated things are now, and he’s got slightly bigger problems at the moment. Like staying alive, and one step ahead of the monsters that want to steal his apparently very human soul.

    (Now with cover art on Chapter 1!)

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    15 Aug 2024

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    Detroit become human + undertale

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    His parents were friends with a weird loner billionaire from the sounds of it, and had never thought to mention it before this trip.

    Strange, he supposed, but his parents often forgot to do or mention important things.

    At least no ghosts had shown up this far outside of Amity.
    Yet.

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    17 Jul 2024

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    Batman’s kids are infamously known within the Justice League to be mischievous, vicious, and relentless pranksters who pursue their victims like sharks who smell blood in the water. What the Justice League forgot is that behavior is often learned.

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    24 Jun 2024

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    "It's the dodging emotional conversations for me," Duke said. "Take the L."
    "Stop being such a cringefail edgelord," Tim said.
    "It's giving emotionally stunted," said Damian. "It's giving big yikes delulu."

     

    In his ongoing search for better ways to fight crime, Tim comes up with a brand new method: bombarding bad guys with Gen Alpha slang. Recruiting Gen Alpha cusper Duke and full Gen Alpha Damian, shenanigans, chaos, and bonding ensue.

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    16 Jun 2024

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    Damian learns Gen Z slang