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Love Is Elementary, But Only With You by TurnipKeep for jellysharkbat
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes Chapter One (Video Game)
30 May 2023
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Near misses, stupid decisions and unhinged risks taste all the better with a friend.
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Tightlaced Attraction by TurnipKeep for ghost_lights
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes Chapter One (Video Game)
10 May 2023
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Sherlock has ordered something that would bring some of his new disguises to a whole new level.
Jon helps him ruin it.
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- Part 2 of Dressed To Impress
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I (Would) Choose Us by TurnipKeep
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes Chapter One (Video Game), Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened (Video Game)
30 Apr 2023
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Set after The Awakened
After returning from Scotland, Sherlock can't quite shake the nightmares imbedded in his psyche. He hasn't exactly had the best emotional upbringing to deal with burdens of the mind. He copes the only way he can think of: by ingesting a plethora of mind altering substances in the hopes one of them might numb his brain to the terrors he's been through.
The nightmares might have mellowed, but now the childhood trauma with a familiar face is staring at him and smiling. And judging his decisions that led up to this. The loss of a loved one has never looked so handsome.
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A little hidden surprise from his boyfriend leads Ignis down a road of corruption.
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- Part 2 of The King in His One Man Kingdom
- Part 1 of Dressed To Impress
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Against his better judgment, Ignis agrees to spend a night out with his friends in an environment far removed from his comfort zone: A night club.
When a handsome, albeit unbearably daft, gentleman approaches him with the cheesiest pickup lines imaginable, it takes Ignis too long to realise he's in over his head and the water is rising.
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- Part 1 of The King in His One Man Kingdom
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Dressed To Impress by TurnipKeep
Fandom Final Fantasy XV, Sherlock Holmes Chapter One (Video Game)
10 May 2023
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Now apparently my multifandom series about clothing kinks sweet jesus what is my life
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And his body was to be His kingdom,
The hills and valleys
To be governed by him alone;
And each corner of the land
Sung praises to his touch,
For he was a benevolent ruler,
One free of selfish indulgence;
He was to be His kingdom,
And he as the King
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They'd been a united front for months now. And there had been no physicality. Beyond the trifle of blood donation, every three days or so. They had just been allies. No barely restrained lust, no bedroom eyes, none of the usual signs Astarion got when one of his marks were falling for the act, falling for him. But now the road ahead was dappled in sunlight, and Halsin had asked to speak to him alone, and Astarion could see it.
The longing. The loneliness. The want to be close in any form. It was foreign in some ways, cripplingly familiar in others. Halsin wanted him now.
It was touching. Astarion would be touched. If only he didn't hate that.
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24 May 2024
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Chemistry by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jul 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley have been living among humans for 6000 years, but there have always been parts of the human experience they've chosen to avoid (like allergies, head colds, and having to use the loo).
They've also never let hormones get in the way of making rational decisions, because they didn't have any hormones to speak of.
That's all about to change.
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07 Sep 2022
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Transition by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2021
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After he’d Fallen, he’d fetched up against the bare earth on the basement level (no office space yet, but it wasn’t all boiling sulfur so the others were using words like “potential” and “good bones” before you could say “eternally damned”), hair singed, surrounded by the smell of burning feathers. He remembered realizing he couldn’t breathe- his body had still been shocked and still- before he even really knew what breathing was. He’d panicked, not knowing what this thing was that his body seemed to need so desperately, only knowing that he did need it, he needed it now, but he couldn’t get it, and that was unbearable.
This was like that. The angel’s scent was the turning of a blank page, a painting rendered in a colour palette Crawly had never seen. And now he could never not see it, never be able to unsee the shifting and wonderful complexity of it; his life would be divided into the time before he’d smelled it, and the time after. He gave a deep shudder as he breathed him in, knowing, knowing that he would need it now, he would crave it, and he couldn’t keep it. Would probably never smell it again.
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30 Aug 2022
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Bake Well by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Jul 2021
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“I lived in Soho for two hundred years and I didn’t sleep until you and I became involved. You can’t possibly think I spent every night reading books. But Crowley... I need to understand the motivation behind it for you. Because it’s not just putting a little ‘slap’ into our slap and tickle, I know it isn’t. It goes deeper than that.”
Crowley collapsed backwards on the bed and ran a hand through his hair, groaning. “I should have known you wouldn’t be happy with just spanking me and leaving the deep-seated issues alone.”
Crowley wants to try baking for Aziraphale, competition style. His only request is for Aziraphale to judge his effort honestly and not pull any punches. Or smacks with the spatula, as the case may be.
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28 Aug 2022
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Autonomia by Twilightcitysky
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 May 2022
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After the end-of-the-world that wasn't, Aziraphale is in a brand new body... for the very first time.
___Aziraphale's tongue was all tied up, and although words had come easily to him all his life, he felt in that moment he’d never said a single one that mattered. He’d nattered about good and evil, books and plays and wars and righteousness, gorillas and whales and all manner of irreverent things, but he’d never told anyone that he—
“I love you,” he blurted out. Ah, that hadn’t been so hard after all. “I love you, and I’d be very grateful if you’d bugger me into next week, if you’re willing, I’ve waited ages and it would help me feel ever so much more settled in my skin.” Oh dear. The new body needed some work on impulse control.
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28 Aug 2022