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Come a Little Bit Closer by buffypeppers
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
27 Aug 2025
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There's cash in front of him, a briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.
Or: Deadpool's hired to kill Peter Parker, former CEO of the now bankrupt Parker Industries, and Wade decides he better ask his trusted superhero crush Spider-Man—and Parker's former bodyguard—if his ex-boss really deserves a katana to the chest.
Things are much more complicated.
Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.
“But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. “They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”
Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Do me a favor, just crush my windpipe."
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Distance by saltythesnail
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 Dec 2021
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Peter is homeless. Deadpool, however, doesn't know that, and is growing increasingly worried as he tries to figure out what's wrong with his friend.
*Andrew Garfield Spider-Man bc we're not disgusting <3
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Bookmarked by Umi_ushka
04 May 2026
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Трогательное, милое. Я читала. Это когда у меня была температура 37 и 7
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Glory Hole of Treasures by bennyslegs
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
08 Apr 2022
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“…like two kittens, curled up in a pillow case…”
“What? Did you say something to me or are you talking to the boxes again?”
“I was just saying, you ass is delightful, like two- wait, don’t swing off! You know it takes me ages to catch up to you, your legs are so much longer than mine, all the better to hold up that pert, beautiful- Spidey!!”Deadpool's an annoying reoccurrence in Peter's life. Peter is sexually frustrated, and can’t go a week without having wet dreams. He decides to go out on a limb and do something risky in order to get his rocks off.
Deadpool has to ruin that, too. -
he loves me, he loves me not by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Dec 2021
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Peter Parker is a man of science. And, by extension, so is Spider-Man. The only thing he can't figure out is Deadpool.
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A Matter of Maturity by ImaKaraTabiHe for , Nixie_DeAngel
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
18 Jan 2017
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Spider-Man helps people, but not everyone sees it that way, even the Avengers and SHIELD, but when they leave him injured and bleeding after a battle, Wade is going to make them see that one way or another.
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Bookmarked by Umi_ushka
27 Apr 2026