UnfunnyClown
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“If there isn’t a body, can they really be considered dead?”
There was no body when they arrived.Series
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The Memory Of a Friend by UnfunnyClown
Fandoms: Party Crashers (YouTuber RPF), Video Blogging RPF
16 Sep 2025
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“I’m not dead, you know.”
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“Never have I ever…” Taco trailed off. Her eyes surveyed around the room.
A smirk slowly made its way onto her face, and Blocky held his breath.
“Not kiss a boy.”And somehow that ended in a talk about gender, a relationship discovery, multiple debts to Spongy and a guessing game. Not in that exact order necessary.
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Woody has kissed a boy and everyone wants to know who
Series
- Part 1 of polyamorous bee fee bee
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they say if they’re yours and you’re theirs, you’ll meet again one day (turns out they’re right) by UnfunnyClown
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
04 Feb 2023
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Nickel is eliminated.
Which is- fine. He’s not upset or anything- Nothing personal after all! At least Balloon’s eliminated- but that means he’s stuck with him at Hotel Oj. Which is-Ugh. Whatever. It’s fine. He doesn’t care, just a million dollars gone! Just like that- Just with one, singular vote alone, he’s out! His chance of having a million dollars, gone.
He’s not worked up, not at all! He’s just-
He’s just wrapping his head around everything, getting out after all that hard work he put in? It’s just- jarring. Unfair. It’s unfair, that is.And it’s like the world is against him- with how all the new additions changed the routine and way of Hotel Oj- Everything is just so different! But he can make do, he’s always had.
Except there’s just a noticeable lack of Baseball by his side, and it creates this unease within him. With no one to banter with, to safely go to, to joke around with, to protect and to keep close, Nickel truly feels alone for the first time in-
Wait what the fuck is that in the sky-Or
Nickel has been having a hard time since he got eliminated, and the universe decides to throw in a surprise from his past- and not just anyone but his sibling!
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- Part 1 of the sun and the moon are siblings
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"Ice Cube since you're so cool, you wanna help me get Teardrop to talk?"
"Yeah!""Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Donut's voice immediately came out, interrupting the two objects before they could do anything. "Liy, Ice Cube. I can't let you do that to Teardrop!”
(W.O.A.H. Bunch & Alliance Swap Au)
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Do you know where the wild things go? (They go along to take your honey) by UnfunnyClown
Fandom Party Crashers (RPF), Party Crashers (YouTuber RPF), Video Blogging RPF
26 Sep 2025
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Brent, Nick, Sophist and Vernias are a group of travellers wandering around the kingdom.
That is, perhaps, the only normal thing about them.Or, how the partycrashers deal with one of theirs being a deity’s chosen one.
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the sun and the moon are siblings by UnfunnyClown
Fandom Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
04 Feb 2023
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Nickel is eliminated and the Firey speaker box is gone. And with all the time in the world, it’s the perfect opportunity for Coiny to catch up with her brother.
Of course nothing can go smoothly with these two.Or
Nickel and Coiny are separated siblings that meet up again after years.
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the objects are poly and dating each other
not connected unless stated otherwise
(also totally not transhet (ftm) pencil & (mtf) pen propaganda)- Words:
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Au in which No Longer Human acts differently from canon, and that changes a bit more than anyone expected.
Chuuya is a proud detective with a massive guilt complex, Dazai is a blind mafioso with trust issues who struggles with relationships and really, they both really should just TALK.
Meanwhile Oda is alive but not an author, instead the bodyguard of the Demon Prodigy, Ango and Dazai maintain their friendship while Oda keeps his distance from the agent and Fyodor has found himself with a close companionship with his enemy, Dazai.It’s honestly a bit ridiculous on how one little change can drastically alter the story, but that’s just the butterfly affect works.
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Sigma’s default high school aus by UnfunnyClown
Fandom Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
09 Jun 2022
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Just works about humanised objects set in a high school au setting
Not necessarily connected unless stated otherwise- Words:
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maybe we always were by astridnaut
Fandoms: Among Us (Animated Series), Among Us (Video Game)
08 Jun 2026
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"Um. Are we friends?"
Purple and Red were more than friends in their internship days. Suddenly, the question of their relationship is infinitely more nuanced.
Bookmarked by UnfunnyClown
10 Jun 2026
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MIRA Doesn't Care Anyway by ScrybeOfDeath
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Animated Series)
10 Jun 2026
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“Green… as much as I appreciate your flattering display of affection, company policy states we’re all to refrain from expressing romantic love for our days on the ship. It could cause unnecessary tension, and a strain in the mission.”
Green frowned.
“I’m very sorry, but we wouldn’t want marks like that on our records, hmm?”
“It doesn’t matter if MIRA doesn’t find out…”
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Green wants to act on his "feelings" towards Blue. Many things go awry for Blue. But for Green, it's all according to plan.
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You found me. (Can you find me?) by FrogOfSin
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
15 Apr 2026
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Avery blinks; his mind wanders too much these days, to the golden armor and kind texts. To a house he doesn't know the location of, but wishes he did. His hands are holding a scalpel, and his team looks somewhat nervous. They, too, have noticed that Avery has not been himself lately. He gets early to work as always, leaves late, but he is not answering texts, not speaking to people, being robotic to patients, and just staring into nothing when he gets a break. He tried to keep moving forward, like the words on that letter, but it's easier said than done, and for all of Derek's knowledge, he had no idea of just how much his martyrdom would cost Avery.
OR Avery is a surgeon, dealing with grief by pretending his patients are Derek... until one day, a boy gets admitted even with brain death. Chaos follows.
Bookmarked by UnfunnyClown
16 Apr 2026
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Romance kills The King by ChamberOfFlowers
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
07 Apr 2026
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Oh, you have got to be kidding me.”
Derek froze. “…What?”
The King’s voice dropped into something dangerously flat.
“I dragged a mind across eternity. I filled it with the collapse of stars, the birth of civilizations, the end of all things. I gave it knowledge so vast it shattered under the weight of it.” The eye flicked toward Derek. “And you—”
Derek straightened slightly, like he was bracing for something.
“—you used your final coherent thoughts to leave behind cryptic warnings… carefully designed pathways… intricate systems meant to guide the next subject…”
A pause.
“…and instead of properly instilling fear, you accidentally set up a romantic narrative.”
Avery choked. “A what—?”
Derek made a sound that could only be described as a system failure. “That’s not—what are you—no, that’s not what I—”
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the romantic feelings between Derek and Avery mentally kills The King in Yellow
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will you leave this place with me? by Buttercup_ghost
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
25 Jul 2021
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Mukuro Ikusaba has spent her whole life running. In battle, you have to dodge, you have to retreat. In life, Mukuro has never gotten out of the habit. She had ran from her sister, all those years ago, to join a mercenary group to support them. It was to send her money; it was to support her. But was it really? Mukuro is used to running. She ran from the military, too, ran from her sins, ran from the knowledge of what her sister was trying to do.
And now, Chihiro Fujisaki holds their hands out, after a lifetime of running themselves, and speaks.
"Do you want to run away with me?"
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- Part 242 of author's favorites (my favorite works I've done)
Bookmarked by UnfunnyClown
29 Mar 2026