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How do you even write goldfish smut? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Goldfish Crackers (Pepperidge Farm)
12 Sep 2021
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Coral and Brooke fight to know who's the best goldfish
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26 Mar 2026
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Alex hates Sebastian – which is great because Sebastian more than returns the favour – and what starts out as revenge fantasy turns into unironic lust, which evolves into unrequited love. Alex gets a job, Sebastian marries the farmer, and both of them lose almost everything before finding each other again. A story of two mutual bullies who learn how to messily grow up.
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17 Mar 2026
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I Am Groot by sherlocksmyth
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Movies), Marvel (Comics), Guardians of the Galaxy (Comics)
05 Aug 2014
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EXTREMELY NSFW fic told from the perspective of Groot.
EDIT 04/05/2021:
Wow. I just found out this is the top fic on AO3. I’m losing my mind. Thank you guys for the kudos & views! If you want you can follow me on Twitter: @grootficguy- Language:
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30 Mar 2025
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Arthur turned around his his chair, returning to his phonecall.
“Who was that?” Leon asked with a chuckle.
“Bloody cleaner,” Arthur muttered, aware that the other man was only just leaving his office.
“What did you throw?”
“A pen,” Arthur tried.
“Really?” Leon asked, seeing right through the lie.
“Okay, it was a mouse.”
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When Arthur ends up enlisting the sassy new office cleaner to fill in for his football team, he could never have anticipated how their two lives could become so intertwined.
What everyone around him sees as the start of a sweet office romance turns out to be an intense and frustrating relationship in which Arthur finds himself trying to wade through Merlin's lies.
Then things take a dangerous turn.
Will Merlin let Arthur in before it's too late for either of them?
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Bookmarked by UnnamedPastaSauce
08 Jun 2021
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The People We Know-Merlin (TV)
Office AU, Slowburn, CUTE AHHHh
Chapter 6 -
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Living under the same roof as Uther Pendragon has its perks - you never have to do any chores, you can buy whatever new gadget you wanted, and you're raised to be a strong, powerful man. His views have always lined up with yours, because you didn't know any better, and you had him as your living and breathing example. But what happens when you realize you're falling in love with the exact person you always vowed to hate? What happens when your entire life, and everything you've known, is threatened, just because you happen to be in love with a boy - and your father is the biggest homophobe in the entire city of London? 17-year-old Arthur Pendragon realizes too late that he opened his heart to just this, and has to live with the consequences.
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How Arthur Pendragon went from the biggest homophobe in school, to falling in love with Merlin Emrys - and then some.
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- Part 1 of Wonder
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Bookmarked by UnnamedPastaSauce
12 Sep 2021
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Wonder What It's Like (To Be Loved By You)- Merlin (TV)
High School AU