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    No plot. It's literally just smut. You teach Andrew to eat you out. He wakes you up with foreplay. That's it, that's the fic.

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Logan panted, “You’re an alpha.”

    “Sorry, didn’t quite catch that; I was chewing.” He wasn’t. “Are you talking about a podcast or a documentary? And also… why?”

    “You don’t know? You can’t tell?” Logan demanded, his hysteria thinly veiled.

    “Know what? About alpha dude-bros?” Wade asked, voice rising with his own poorly concealed panic. “You know, usually, I can tell when someone gives off those vibes, but I’m kinda getting mixed signals here. Are you calling me an alpha-male?”

    “Yes?” Logan said, almost desperately.

    “Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay. So, why don’t you tell me what you think that means? I’ve read way too much fan fiction to react accordingly to that.”
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    Or, When Logan discovers that secondary genders don’t exist in Wade’s universe, he can finally relax after centuries of omega hate. Things get complicated when Wade starts displaying signs of an alpha and Logan secrets risk getting exposed.

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    28 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Lenny joins Midge on her first national tour after two years of separation, but setting aside their complicated romantic history proves to be harder than they thought.

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    28 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    "He turned on a playlist, took another hit, and let his body groove as he cooked until his phone cut him off mid-funk, a vibrating pseudo-silence slicing through the music (ever since his ringtone blared out in the middle of a moment of silence for a deceased patient, he'd kept his phone on vibrate). He figured it must've been work, or a telemarketer, or plausibly Trinity needing his input on something too immediately for a text, or maybe Robby, though he was mid-shift.

    "Robin Whitaker" was the last name he'd expected to see."
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    Whitaker accidentally texts Robby instead of his mother telling her to please never speak to him again.

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    26 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Robby is starting to feel old. Or not starting to - he is old. He's trying to figure out some complicated relationship with Jack and deal with the pressure of the pitt and his own aching body, and then he finds Dennis Whitaker spontaneously presenting as an alpha. Fuck everything.

    Or: Dennis Whitaker learns to ask for what he wants.

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    25 Dec 2025