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    Apophenia (/æpoʊˈfiːniə/)- the tendency to perceive patterns and connections between unrelated things.

    In an effort to increase team spirit, Ted changes up the roommate assignments for away games, sticking Jamie Tartt and Roy Kent together in the hopes that they can put aside their differences. Doing so makes Roy contend with being a better captain and Jamie a better teammate. It also a shines a light on things that Jamie wants to stay hidden. Fortunately for him, Roy can’t let go of the feeling that something is wrong and when things get worse before they get better, Jamie has more than one person in his corner.
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    In which loans aren’t terminated, James Tartt is the worst, Jamie is just trying his best but struggles with being pulled in two different directions, and Roy Kent proves that he is ride or die even for pricks he definitely doesn't even like.

    Season One canon divergence

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    28 Dec 2025

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    “Married and you don’t even know his name,” Owen growled as Luke stepped back out into the hallway, ruined poncho in hand. Beru grimaced as she looked between them. She more often than not was the mediator of their fights.

    “There wasn’t a lot of time for discussion,” Luke grumbled and leaned back against his door. He’d saved a man’s life and Uncle Owen still wasn’t happy with him.

    “Just like his kriffing father!” Owen let out a heavy groan, running a hand over his face, “Bringing home strange people and inviting all kinds of trouble.”

    “Owen, calm-” Beru started, but her husband barreled on.

    “And a Mandalorian, no less!”

    “Is that what he is?” Luke perked up, garnering long sighs from both Beru and Owen.

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    In a split-second decision, Luke gets married in the middle of the desert at eighteen. The consequences play out on a galactic scale.

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    06 Apr 2024

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    The Gaang are making their way through the Earth Kingdom to look for an earthbending master, but it’s no easy task when Princess Azula is after them. As Aang struggles with keeping the balance, and Zuko struggles with keeping his secrets, how long will it be before the cracks begin to show?

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    25 Feb 2021

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    Retelling of Like Real People Do from the perspective of Ian.

    In hopes of saving for his future, Ian Gallagher works nights on kestrel, an iOS app specializing in paid sex services. The rules there are pretty simple: appeal to your clientbase, build fantasies, and maintain appropriate boundaries. This is the story of how Ian breaks every damn rule and falls in love with Mickey Milkovich.

     

    On hiatus but will be finished in 2022 and currently ends at a non-angsty place.

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    17 Feb 2021

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    After he commits every single weapon in the hold to memory, Din finds himself cataloging more and more things about Skywalker instead, small observations that carve out a space in his mind unbidden.

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    As much as Din likes to tell himself that he’s just been taking a well-deserved break, the truth is that for the six months following their daring rescue he’s been nothing but truly and utterly lost. That is until Luke Skywalker gives him a ship and hires him to help figure out what the hell the Empire needed the Child’s blood for.

    As they drift through the empty void of hyperspace, they slowly find unexpected companions in each other and realize their respective paths might not be as set as they once thought.

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    06 Feb 2021