NotSafeForWick (Writing_Like_Ill_Die)
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And The Lake Is Nothing But Blue by NotSafeForWick (Writing_Like_Ill_Die)
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
04 Jun 2025
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The view’s not different when you think you’re right
And the lake is nothing but blue.The first mate of the Twinhooks loved the Lake of Endless Cycles most out of all of them. Not only did it bring in a ton of money, but it also gave him his precious pet mermaid. The deal with him was simple— Gregor would feed him all the fresh meat he could eat and mate with him all he wanted, and Heathcliff would stop eating his damn pirates. Of course, he wouldn’t get any closer than just sex. After all, you could never trust a monster.
(Previously Heart Disorientation— new title from Monster Song (Demo) by Dom Fera)
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Full Stop Porn by NotSafeForWick (Writing_Like_Ill_Die)
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
15 Jan 2025
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Gregor adjusted his goggles as he walked to Heathcliff’s room in their office. The guy seemed annoyed today during their job, constantly muttering on the comm to their boss, low enough Gregor couldn’t hear. Gregor liked their boss a lot, because he was very nice to them and had a good sense of how to find jobs that would earn them more cash than they wasted, but he also knew that Hong Lu loved harassing them about bullet costs. Gregor tried to be careful about the bullets he used, but Heathcliff seemed to get a lot more flack as the sniper, considering how much Lu talked to him privately on the comms.
He was about to open the door, when he heard movement and a voice.
“You were so good today, Heath~ But you missed a shot. You know what that means.” Their boss’s voice came through the door.
Gregor peeked open the door, prepared to come to Heathcliff’s defense, when he saw the position they were in as his eyes widened.
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Hand in Unloveable ‘Hand’ by NotSafeForWick (Writing_Like_Ill_Die)
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
29 Oct 2024
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He found him on a street. Both his arms were bug scythes, there were mandibles all over his cheeks, and one of his eyes was wrapped in dirty bandages. He could tell from the few bits of human skin he could see that this man was starving. Only his bug mutations were keeping him alive. Everyone avoided the alleyway where he was resting. He had no home, and no one to help him.
Now he understood. At least with this one. This one was truly a beast undeserving of speech. This one... this one truly understood him, understood what it meant to be a filthy wretch wrapped in a stinking bag. A starving beast locked outside in the freezing cold in a barn. That’s what this Gregor was right now, after all.
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“Attachment Work” by NotSafeForWick (Writing_Like_Ill_Die)
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
17 Oct 2024
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“How in the hell are you getting forty PE boxes from that thing when the max is twenty, Gregor?” His coworker asked, bewildered.
“Uh… I attached myself to him.” Gregor stumbled out the words.
“You mean Attachment Work?”
“Yeah, yeah, that’s what I meant. Better get back to it, bye.” Gregor quickly tried to exit the conversation before his inability to lie put him in deeper shit than it already had with that slip up.
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Managerial Tips 2: When doing Attachment Work with Catalyst, the Beloved recovered SP but took red damage.
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Waltz of the Damned by NotSafeForWick (Writing_Like_Ill_Die)
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
28 Sep 2024
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“Young Master.” Hong Lu came to his bedside, delivering a tray of steaming hot tea, his favorite. “It’s time to wake up.” He should open the curtains, but the light would hurt his eyes. Instead he spoke soothingly, and gently touched his shoulder.
Gregor stirred awake slowly, snuggling further into the covers. “Mmm... Good morning... I hope, anyway. If it’s not too much to ask from this cruel world.” He mumbled softly, a deep frown already on his face. Yet those golden eyes were soft as they fluttered open to look at him.
“It will be a good morning. I will ensure it.” Hong Lu assured him, and he meant it. He always meant everything he said to Gregor, so unlike with everyone else.
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A normal day in the life of a heir and his most dedicated butler.