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    After a few seconds of staring at the spider Tommy started talking. “Awwww, the little man loves me.” He cooed at the spider. “I think I’m going to call you Shroud.” He said in a high pitched voice.

    And then Shroud the greatest spider moved a little. He walked a little on Tommy's hand before he-

    “Ouch- you fucking bitch-”

    Or Spider-innit AU featuring Journalist Kristen, good(?) politician Jschlatt, Techno pranking Phil with Kristen's permission and hopefully a lot more

    Oror I woke up on a Saturday morning and decided to dedicate hours of writing to this. (My writing is pretty bad in the first few chapters and check the tags!)

    Disconnected but there is a rewrite if you check the second part of this series

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    06 May 2024

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    Spiderinnit spiderinnit

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    Tommy had been doing fine on his own. Sure he was hiding from the foster system, but he only had to worry about that if he got caught. After sprouting a pair of wings at age sixteen, Tommy picked up a hobby of following one villain around the city; The Angel of Death one of the leaders of the Syndicate. Even though he hides his wings in public, his new instincts are working overtime and have imprinted on the Villain and now Tommy couldn't stand not being near the Villain. Now he just has to stalk the villain without being killed by said Villain. What could go wrong?!

    Meanwhile Philza and his sons are trying to fight against the government, but start noticing a kid following them. They don't know what to think of him. Wilbur and Technoblade think he might be a hero in training. Phil however, is more than content enough to have the kid following them around. Now he just has to not give in to the instinct to take the kid. He's into anarchy, not traumatizing kids.
    (I posted this story up before but found elements in it that I wasn't happy with, so I took it down and re-wrote certain parts.)
    CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CCs MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.

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    02 Feb 2024

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    Phil and Techno are dragons that lost their adoptive egg when humans raided their den, years ago. Ever since then, they have both held a deep hatred for the human race. That is until Phil get lured in by a human boy singing in the woods making him feel a possessive and longing feeling he only felt twice in his life.
    Wilbur practically raised Tommy after their mother died, their father abandoning them for the taverns. Good riddance anyway, Wilbur was doing just fine him and Tommy. Especially since he met this hermit that lived in the woods; Philza.
    (Or 2/4 SBI are dragons. Phil and Techno are very powerful dragons and have been around for a long time, they find two new hatchling years later in the form of humans and go 'Mine')

    CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.

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    24 Mar 2023

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    Tommy's just trying live his life. Working at a coffee shop full time, barely making rent. Then, this stupid theater bitch and English major show up out of fucking nowhere and mess with everything. He was content being alone, now they've fucked it up. He'd give anything for Wilbur and maybe even Techno. He wants them to know all of his dark secrets, but, little does he know they have one just as dark.

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    “Aw, child,” Wilbur cooed. “You wound me.”

    “Fuck off and die.”

    Techno chuckled, “You’re on the clock now, can you really talk to us like that?"

    “I’ll talk to you however I want, bitch,” Tommy snarled.
     

    Also WARNING!!!!
    This series will have descriptive deaths and murders. They are literally serial killers!!! Biggest warning right here, they frame some of the deaths to be suicide. If you cannot handle that or if you just don't like it, please don't read this. I would hate to trigger someone. I want people to enjoy this, if you don't think you will, don't read it.

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    07 Feb 2023

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    Eighteen years ago, Tommy Innit was born.
    Three years ago, the vigilante Vermillion appeared.
    One year ago, Vermillion was killed.
    Two weeks ago, hybrids began disappearing, only to reappear as monstrous versions of their former selves.
    A few minutes ago, Vermillion was spotted.

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    05 Feb 2023