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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Wifies was supposed to explode.
    Like, dramatically. Cinematically. Preferably in several pieces.

    Instead, the blast punted him across realities and dropped him straight into Lifesteal SMP, where everyone is terrifying, nothing makes sense, and apparently murder is considered a valid greeting.

    Now stranded in a world full of unhinged maniacs with god complexes, Wifies has exactly three priorities:

    1. Get home.
    2. Find his parrot.
    3. Figure out how the explosion managed to yeet him into an entirely different server before someone decides he looks lootable.

    Unfortunately for him, the universe has other plans.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Scott looked up towards the Obelisk again, dread creeping up on his senses.

    Abolish was standing beside the corrupted beacon. The blood red color lit the shadows of the Obelisk and more importantly his face. Abolish took his hand off the beacon.

    "Oh." The butler paused, "Hi Scott."

    There was red in his eyes, a deeper shade of crimson replaced the calm amber of his pupils.

    "A-Abolish?"

    The Count stuttered, taken aback by the sight of his butler and the red surrounding him.

    "You shouldn't be out here alone." Abolish said, his voice was flat. He hopped down from the structure.

     

    or An AU where Abolish is Scott's butler but Abolish is the vampire that's hundreds of years old and Scott is a runaway count who brought his trusty butler with him!

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    06 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Scott Goldsmith, His Lord, had always been an interesting mortal, even as a child, when he had first found himself in the employ of the Young Lord. It would be a lie if Abolish were to say he had never considered turning His Lord even before he had found out the truth of Abolish's existence. Lord Goldsmith was young even by mortal standards, though— being one of few remaining of the title he had come to have much sway within his house. In a way it was strange for Abolish to be in servitude to a mortal lineage, as many of his kin had been so considerate to point out upon discovering the truth of his own existence and that was to ignore the few who had the liberty of discovering his true age. It was an odd position he had placed himself into. Nevertheless, it was his own actions which had thus found him in this position and he was rather content with staying in his position until a new item decided to make themselves of interest to Abolish.

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    Abolish is a starting vampire instead of Scott.
    Also, he's Scott's butler.

    Please read the notes at the begining of this chapter.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    *One day the three vampires got mail for a therapy place which was surprisingly very close to them. Of course Shelby and Drift needed to bring it up instead of just throwing out the paper and moving on. Now Scott was stuck between choosing to go to therapy or Shelby getting on his nerves for an absurd amount of time. And all that because he needed to mention something from his past.

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    I make the vampires cast go to therapy because they NEED it.

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    I try my best to write a coherent story*

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    06 Jun 2026

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    He'd just started thinking about how to escape when the sound of flapping wings drew his attention. Abolish prepared himself, grabbing for his stake. His heart sank when he realized it had been shattered to smithereens in the fall and wouldn't be effective anymore.

    A bluish-grey bat swooped overhead, and Abolish's eyes widened when its entire right side slammed into the silver. A loud shriek pierced his ears as the little thing tumbled down into the pit, bringing with it the faint scent of burning fur.

    Abolish hesitated. On one hand... that was a thousand percent Scott. There was not chance in the world this bat wasn't the elder vampire. But... the hunter bit his lip to keep from crying out as he leaned forward and picked it up in one hand.

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    Abolish fell into the Crypt pit trap and due to some infuriatingly placed silver, Scott does too (but in bat form bc that’s cute).

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