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One Foolish Heart by ZeroToWeirdo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jun 2019
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"Aziraphale couldn’t help but think that while Armageddon had been stopped, the world had truly ended that day. At least, the world as he knew it."
With the world having not-ended, Aziraphale and Crowley suddenly find a whole future ahead of them. With that future came hope, as well as dreams that were under threat of coming true. If only they weren't both such dunderheaded fools about it, of course.
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One of them is a Doctor, and the other is a Donor.
To say that life isn't perfect is an understatement, and sometimes things go wrong beyond your control to fix them on your own. But there are always good and brave people out there, willing to give from themselves to save others.
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- Part 11 of Hartwin Meet-Cutes
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One of them is an Author with a little too much knowledge on the comings and goings of certain Kingsmen. The other is the Kingsman in question.
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One of them is a army veteran and the other is a police officer. First impressions may not be as glamorous as you hope, but maybe this time it will be for the better.
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- Part 10 of Hartwin Meet-Cutes
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One of them is a YouTuber, and well, so is the other. But running into each other is harder than you think, you know? Will their paths ever cross? Will they ever get their moment to 'zing'?
Let's watch and see.
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- Part 9 of Hartwin Meet-Cutes
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- Part 1 of The Ramblings of an Idiot
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- English
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- 89
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 47
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The ramblings of an idiot. Essentially.
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- Part 2 of The Ramblings of an Idiot
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One of them is a public defender, the other is a street peformer. Two different walks of life, converging into one from a twist of fate and a shared hardship. Namely, cold English weather.
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- Part 8 of Hartwin Meet-Cutes
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It’s All Over But The Crying by I_Will_Go_Down (ZeroToWeirdo)
Fandoms: Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
09 Oct 2016
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Will was tired.
Beverly was dead, Hannibal was alive, his mind was betrayed and had betrayed him, no one who mattered believed him, and he was just so tired.
What would happen if Will decided he'd had enough of the puppet show Hannibal had going on with Will and everyone he knew? What if he decided to leave? Hannibal wasn't the only one who knew how to disappear. Takes place during Yakimono, season 2 episode 7.
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One of them is a pilot, and the other is an aspiring actor. Lack of sleep, early hours of the morning and general panic are involved. Will love blossom or will airport security divide them? Will blood be shed? Will I be getting any more over-dramatic?
Just some vocational Hartwin meet-cutes, proving that no matter what path they chose, all roads lead to Hartwin.
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- Part 7 of Hartwin Meet-Cutes
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One of them is an electrician, the other is a nurse, and they're just too damn adorable about feelings. Hopefully the 'fess up' and take a leap of faith.
Essentially a series of meet-cutes where I randomized different careers to prove that Hartwin can happen anywhere, any time and under any circumstance.
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- Part 6 of Hartwin Meet-Cutes
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There was a legend about the well in the garden.
Bilbo had grown up hearing the whispers of older cousins about one true loves and riches and glory and destiny, had heard aunts and uncles discussing the well in hushed awe. When he was old enough, they told him legends of how his great great great great great grandfather Baggins had wished upon the well and had received an angel in his time of need from a land beyond the veil. It was a spectacular and mythical legend, with wars and desperation and a sanctified hope at the end of a bleak tunnel.
It was poppycock.
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But One and None Other by I_Will_Go_Down (ZeroToWeirdo)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Jun 2016
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“...What if the dream was wrong? What if nothing awaits me there?”
Thorin could feel three pairs of hands on his shoulders and back, pressing firmly with reassurance and conviction that he did not feel and desperately needed in that time. He could almost hear the smile in Dis’ voice as she said
“You’ve had the Dream. Mahal has spoken. It is time to meet your One.”
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Mahal's Forge by I_Will_Go_Down (ZeroToWeirdo)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Jun 2016
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"How had the line of Durin been brought so low?"
The remaining Durins wander Arda, looking for a place to belong, but suffering seems to come hand in hand with the lineage. Perhaps a moment of desperation will lead them where they belong?
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One Wish, For The Better by I_Will_Go_Down (ZeroToWeirdo)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jun 2016
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"They were dead; they came home just to die and be buried. Was it worth it? Was it better to lie in your fathers tombs than to live without them? Yavanna help him, he could not help but think they had all drawn the short straw in this decision of fate."
If you had one wish to make the world a better place, what would you wish for?
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A Love of Things That Grow by I_Will_Go_Down (ZeroToWeirdo)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Jun 2016
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Thorin seemed to be walking on air as he entered the breakfast hall, sharing a quick conspiratory smile with Ori and Nori, before sitting next to Bilbo. He couldn’t help but press a smile into Bilbo’s curly hair in greeting, so was the extent of his glee, when Bilbo said something he would never have expected.
“Sweetheart, what did you bury in the garden?”
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Thorin’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by I_Will_Go_Down (ZeroToWeirdo)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jun 2016
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If Dis had not been a widow, Thorin would have told her to make some new children while he ‘rid’ her of her old ones. “Better luck next time,” He would say. Or perhaps “When once you don’t succeed, try try again”.
And to think, this wasn’t even the worst of it.
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The Vampire and the Vampire Hunter's Apprentice by ZeroToWeirdo for AgrippaSpoleto
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
28 May 2016
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One of them is an ancient Vampire, oldest of his race...and the other is a vampire hunter's apprentice. How on earth is this going to work out?
Fear not, Hartwin will find a way.
This is a prompt given to me by Agrippaspoleto on tumblr. ;)
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- Part 5 of Hartwin Meet-Cutes
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The Engineer and The Prime Minister by ZeroToWeirdo
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
25 Oct 2015
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One of them is an engineer, while the other is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and they're both in a rather hopeless situation. Hopefully they'll survive past their meet-cute.
Basically a series of meet-cutes after I randomized different occupations, two at a time, on some website somewhere. Proving that Hartwin is compatible with, really, any scenario whatsoever, in every universe explored and unexplored.
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- Part 4 of Hartwin Meet-Cutes
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We Will Make Him Run by ZeroToWeirdo for Shizukappi
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
12 Oct 2015
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Time is running out and soon Eggsy will be re-deployed to God-knows-where. Harry's feeling a little overwhelmed by it all, but while time is still theirs, he will embrace it (and Eggsy) till their time is done, committing every sound and sigh and word to memory. “Thus, though we cannot make our sun stand still, yet we will make him run…”
It's a voice-kink smut, with seduction thinly-veiled as poetry recitations included! Hallelujah! Still a lot of plot (I'm a sucker for plot, it's a curse). My gift to Spatzi, may this (hopefully) make your day.