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cookin' up a storm, piece of cake by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2024
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yiling_patriarch: first time making a cake with alcohol! it’s still in the oven but it smells great so far
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: There is no alcohol listed in the ingredients for this recipe.
yiling_patriarch: i didn’t have any oranges or orange juice so i replaced those with a can of orange sparkling margarita! tasted super weird [★★☆☆☆]
↳ Gusu Lan Kitchen: Are you being deliberately obtuse?OR: life is tough for baker!lwj when online troll!wwx won't stop commenting on his recipe blog
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15 Aug 2025
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Touch Me, Touch Me Not by killerqueer
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
31 Jul 2024
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Todd Brotzman was born with a rather special gift, but it wasn't from anyone in particular. It hadn’t arrived in a box, nor was it wrapped up, or even something he could hold in his hands. There were no instructions, no manufacturer’s warranty. It just was. The terms of use weren't immediately clear, nor were they of immediate concern.
Another thing to know about Todd Brotzman was that he was in love.
Dirk Gently was, once again, in the wrong place at the right time. And it seemed like this time would be his last.
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- Part 1 of The Facts Were These...
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02 Jan 2025
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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17 Apr 2024
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more than anything (and nothing more) by clockworkcheetah
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
14 Feb 2024
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An impulsive overthinker with an engagement ring. What could go wrong?
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16 Feb 2024
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old haunts by clockworkcheetah
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
04 Nov 2023
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Living is the hardest part of existing.
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09 Nov 2023
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Toil and Trouble is an Understatement by TriffidsandCuckoos
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
02 Nov 2020
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Anything you put out in the world comes back tenfold. Every witch knows this. That's why Todd doesn't do magic anymore, just scraping by looking after Amanda and her visions. He really doesn't need the man who just fell through his window and keeps talking about familiars.
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12 Jul 2023
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you could bring my healing by cosmicocean for DontOffendTheBees
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 Mar 2018
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"You see, I believe in the fundamental interconnectedness of all things.”
“…the fundamental what?”
“The fundamental interconnectedness of all things. You see, I’m a holistic… something. I’m not sure.”
“Dragon?”
“Sure, yes, I suppose. Anyhow, the term ‘holistic’ refers to my convictions about the, you know, aforementioned-“
“Fundamental interconnectedness of all things.”
“Yes."
Where the whole thing takes place in a fantasy world that is not unlike but not quite mostly for legal reasons Ankh-Morpork, Dirk is generally an existential dragon, Todd is a washed up electrical lute player, everyone is kind of awkward and useless except maybe for Amanda, and there is a boatload of fantasy references, plus one (1) Star Wars one.
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06 Jul 2023
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Fear is Only In Your Mind by TriffidsandCuckoos
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Oct 2019
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The universe has found a body for communicating. Todd Brotzman is having really weird dreams. An innate connection to the universe means reality isn't quite what it seems for everyone else.
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07 Jun 2023
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home in you by clockworkcheetah
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
03 May 2023
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Places. They aren't home.
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05 May 2023
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In This Town We Call Home by TriffidsandCuckoos
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
04 Nov 2021
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Farah pays a visit to Bergsberg to avoid the chaos of an Agency Halloween. Hobbs has far too many stories about past Halloweens that he is far too calm about, while Tina is extremely happy to offer Farah alternative plans for the holiday.
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05 Apr 2023
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You Are Meant to Read This by Lightbulbs for wolfraven80
Fandoms: This is How You Lose the Time War - Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone
18 Dec 2022
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A message, from me to dearest you.
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14 Jan 2023
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In Defense of Tradition. by electricteatime
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
25 Jan 2021
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“What does it taste like?” He inclines his head towards the muffin. “Christmas?”
“Oh,” Dirk frowns, popping another piece into his mouth and chewing thoughtfully. “Cinnamon,” he grimaces. “Definitely cinnamon.”
Behind the rim of his mug, Todd laughs.
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Todd has never really seen Christmas as a big deal, at least not since Amanda got too old to believe in Santa and the whole thing kind of lost it's magic. It's safe to say he doesn't really bother with it, past some small gifts to family and a few drinks to mark the occasion. This year is different though, because despite everything he has experienced, Dirk has never had a Christmas before. Ever. And suddenly Todd finds himself wanting to get everything right, even with his seasonal woes. There's only one real problem though, the biggest Christmas dilemma that he could possibly have to face.
What the hell kind of Christmas present do you buy for Dirk Gently?
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14 Oct 2022
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split the secret up by pigflight
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
20 May 2017
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He asks if Dirk can hear it and Dirk just laughs, the sound reassuringly human.
Well, not reassuringly. Reassuringly would mean Todd had to be reassured.
It’s just – it sounds human. Which is good. Because Dirk is human. Definitely.
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22 Apr 2022
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I Know I Got Issues, But They Drown When I Kiss You by juniper_and_lamplight
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
18 Apr 2021
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And of course, Tina chooses that moment to turn to her, gesturing at the crowd and yelling, "Remind you of anything?"
Farah's breath catches. Is she that transparent? Are they really tiptoeing right up to the landmine of their months-ago, never-discussed, magic-drunk groping session?
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19 Apr 2022
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Turn on the light, make it easy for me by confused_android
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
30 May 2021
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It goes like this:
Todd is stubborn, fiercely independent, and refuses to let other people do nice things for him. He's the one who does things for other people, that's his whole thing.
And frankly, that works quite well for Dirk as well. Dirk has had a lifetime of doing for himself, of just scraping by, of the universe giving him "just enough" and never letting him rest. He likes being taken care of.
But sometimes – just sometimes – Todd needs Dirk. And Dirk learns to be there for him.
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19 Apr 2022
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a round trip ticket to a blue planet by confused_android
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
01 Jan 2021
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Todd thinks he gets Mona, just a little bit.
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19 Apr 2022
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The Dolphin Paradox by nekosmuse
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
01 May 2017
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Having lost his job at the Perriman Grand, Todd takes a job selling vintage vinyl to unappreciative hipsters while trying to put his life back together. Dirk Gently is a somewhat regular customer. That is, until Dirk can fix the timeline and get Todd his memories back.
The Record Store AU that's not a Record Store AU.
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19 Apr 2022
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Universal Truths by inkyfishes
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
27 Aug 2017
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For the DGHDA Big Bang 2017.
“...Very long story short, until yesterday, it hailed as my greatest case: one of deception, danger, double-crosses, and an all-round perversion of high emotion and - dare I say it - romance…”
What do horses, robots, time-travel, false identities, alternate universes, flagrant homosexuality and the University of Cambridge have in common? Probably not much, but it's all Todd Brotzman has to work with after he falls through a hole in space and time, arriving at St. Cedd’s College for the first day of Svlad Cjelli (not yet notoriously known as Dirk Gently). There's a case to be solved, but it refuses to start. For both Todd and Svlad, and Dirk and Farah, events unfold in exactly the way you'd expect at Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.
(This work is canon-compliant as per the end of Season 1. It refers to canon set out in the two Dirk Gently novels, the Dirk Gently 2010 TV Series, the Dirk Gently Comics "The Salmon of Doubt" and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, but none of that is needed to understand the work.)
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19 Apr 2022
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I Will Roam if You Say Roam by Lavellington
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
19 May 2018
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"My old landlord wrote to me yesterday, and apparently I need to go and pick up my things or he'll throw them in a skip."
"A what?" Todd asks, sitting down heavily on the sofa.
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Dirk and Todd go to London.
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- Part 2 of I Always End Up Where I Need to Be
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20 Apr 2022
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Board Games Won With Arguable Efficiency by flailfail
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
21 Sep 2021
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Dirk swung his feet off the desk and leaned forward. “Game Night, Todd! We need something new to play, after the…Universe-required but nonetheless unfortunate deaths that followed our last round of Trivial Pursuit, and Cluedo seems perfect for a detective agency bonding exercise, wouldn’t you agree?”
Game Nights at the agency tend to get a little holistic. When Dirk convinces Todd and Farah to try Cluedo, their quiet evening of board games inevitably leads to a murder investigation, a forcefield of coincidences, and some minor interdimensional travel. The trio discover that toothpicks are not to be taken lightly, Mona is a useful ally in dismantling booby traps, and holistics really need to unionise. But at the heart of this chaotic tale of intrigue, romance, and betrayal lies one burning question: was it actually Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick?
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18 Aug 2021