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Dead Reckoning by alcinalach
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her (1992), The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
06 May 2026
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In 1992, Madeline Ashton drank something she shouldn't have. She has a locked room on the second floor, a past she has been performing for decades, and an enemy who never stopped loving her — which is its own kind of weapon.
Now, someone calling themselves H. Perle Nash hires Selina Kyle to steal something from her. The money is incredible.
Selina is inside in minutes. She finds the object. She finds something else. She cannot stop thinking about it.
What follows: a love story, an investigation into what it costs to live forever, and the question of what it means when the person sent to take something from you becomes the person you want to give everything to. The ending is not happy. The love story is real. This is what it costs.
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Miranda Priestly has survived three failures called "husbands" and decades at the top of the fashion industry. Surely she can handle one drunken phone call.
On the other end of the line: Andy Sachs, journalism intern, chronic overthinker, and —under the name Angel, three nights a week— the best listener Miranda has ever had.
Neither of them knows yet.
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Mary Fisher has written four million copies of novels about what women want. She was the other woman once. Now she has one.
Andy Sachs left Paris with a bad credential, a Runway ID she can't throw away, and an assignment to interview a romance novelist whose life is actively on fire.
It gets complicated from there.
Set in the wreckage of She-Devil, after the wreckage of Paris.
(She-Devil (1989) / The Devil Wears Prada (2006) crossover. F/F. 1989)
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Here is what twenty years looks like: a personal subscription, delivered to an apartment. A Harper's profile read three times and then put down. Buttons that were never inadequate.
Here is what twenty years sounds like: the hydraulic hiss of a privacy screen going up in the back of a Maybach somewhere in Paris, and then nothing, and then everything.
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Miranda Priestly has excellent self-control.
Andrea Sachs thinks this is a challenge.
It is not a challenge.
It is absolutely a challenge.
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Jealousy is a green eyed lover by dykebecomesher
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
25 Sep 2025
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This is over 6000 words of pure smut that I just had to get out of my head and will now be crawling under a rock for the foreseeable x
Bookmarked by alcinalach
05 May 2026
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when you say nothing, you say it all by harknessx
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
04 May 2025
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Come to think of it, Madeline’s eyes were very intently staring at only one part of Helen’s body. More specifically, Madeline Ashton couldn’t stop looking at her breasts.
Bookmarked by alcinalach
05 May 2026
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in lowercase inside a vault. by helenssharp
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
06 Jun 2025
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It takes them a little while to settle into sex working well — for sex to not be transactional for Helen, who always feels like she owes Madeline something she can repay with her body — and there’s this sort of something that floats just out of orbit, something so barely there that Madeline hardly even notices it until it’s tugging at the edges of Helen’s psyche every time they’re in bed together.
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OR: Madeline heals little parts of Helen every time they have sex.
Series
- Part 2 of the prophecy.
Bookmarked by alcinalach
05 May 2026
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Weeks after an awkward encounter left them both reeling, Andy and Miranda cross paths at the Runway office. They're yearning, they're bad at communication, and it turns out that being an intern isn't really that far off from a call girl.
or: a g!p Mirandy romance
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- Part 2 of Love Me Different
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Bookmarked by alcinalach
09 Apr 2026
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Andy answers an ad in the paper for a substitute dog walker.
Miranda is not looking for a substitute dog walker.
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- Part 1 of Love Me Different
Bookmarked by alcinalach
09 Apr 2026