16 Works by allglitter
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"I'm telling you she's got Jonesyvision!"
"Okay. So, what's the problemo, chief? Do you like her?"
"Sure, I-I like her. I l-l-like you too, so what?"After Jude crashes Jonesy's date with Nikki due to medical misuse and mishap, Jonesy agrees to stick behind and help his buddy work off the RagingHeat Muscle Relaxant Cream he used all over his body. Only to find out Jude really did put it all over his body.
Based on the Season One Episode "Clonesy", where Jude overuses the RagingHeat cream after suffering a skateboarding injury.
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“Let’s take her out for a test drive.”
“Can’t. No engine. Car’s just a prop. Think they learned from you and Jen.”
“More than one way to test drive, my dude.”When Jonesy and Jude hatch a plan to sell access to the fancy Display Car in the Mall's Atrium as a hookup spot for Valentine's Day, they decide they need to give the idea a solid test drive together first.
Based on the Season Three Episode "Insert Name Here", where Jonesy pawns the Display Car off as a make-out spot.
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Jonesy abuses his new job as Beauty Consultant at Huntington's Department Store to help scam Caitlin a new dress for the hot date she's totally freaking out about.
Based on the Season One Episode "The Sushi Connection", where Jonesy helps Caitlin get ready for her date.
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Following yet another breakup, Wasabi buries himself in his school work alongside Tadashi, the two of them working in the lab late into the night. Wasabi spirals in his anxiety as they work, hopeless he'll ever find someone he truly fits with, but when Tadashi discovers the sexual reason behind the breakup, his curiosity pushes him and Wasabi to cross the line from friends into something more.
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Wyatt's been a mess since his sudden breakup with Serena. He wants to move on but without knowing why it happened closure feels impossible. After wracking his brain over and over with every possible explanation only to come up short, Jonesy off-handedly jokes that maybe Serena's new boyfriend, Chad, just has a bigger dick than him. Wyatt—desperate for an answer—confronts Chad with ruler in hand to find out for himself how the two of them measure up.
Based on the Season Two Episode "Deadbeat Poet's Society" where Wyatt struggles to come to terms with his break up.
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Tender Bruises by allglitter
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
01 Nov 2022
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Cloud cares for an injured Wedge following the destruction of Sector 7 and tries to give him a brief moment of peace and respite amongst the fallout.
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Jude had never fallen in love with a chair before, but then again he'd never met a chair like Betty...
Based on the Season One Episode "The Five Finger Discount" where Jude falls in love with a leather armchair.
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Wyatt has spent his whole life inside his own head, always at a distance from everything around him. But when Jude is forced to stay with him for a week he finds himself falling into Jude's carefree world and discovering a life, a bubble, where he can finally be free—if only it were to last.
Based on the Season Two Episode "Unhappy Anniversary" where Jude has his first sleepover party at Wyatt's.
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Jonesy thought he'd love his new job at the pharmacy except it's only his first day and he's already bored out of his mind. But when Jen's boyfriend, Charlie, shows up in the sexual health aisle shopping for extra large condoms, Jonesy decides the best cure for his boredom is seeing what all the fuss is about for himself.
Based on the Season Two Episode "Deadbeat Poet's Society", where Jonesy works at the pharmacy.
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Following the closing of the Galleria Mall due to COVID-19, Jude has never felt so alone. It's been weeks since he saw his friends in person and he can't take it any more. He retreats back into the virtual world of the Simu-Mall, perfectly recreating all his friends and old hangouts. While he's there he can't help exploring and playing out his secret desires in the supposed consequence-free safety of the simulation, unware of what lurks beyond the screen...
Based on the Season One Episode "The Birthday Boy" where Jude gets addicted to the virtual world of Simu-Mall.
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“So you’ll just give me the tape?” Jonesy said. “You know, since it’s the right thing to do?”
Darth laughed. “Not a chance. I respect your argument, but I still need something in exchange for the tape. I can’t just give it to you for free.”
“Ugh, fine. Well, what else do you want? I’ll do anything.”
“…anything?”
The way he said it made the hairs on Jonesy’s neck stand up. Still, what choice did he have? “Yeah. Anything.”
Based on the Season One Episode "Breaking Up With the Boss's Son" where Jonesy gets blackmailed while working for Darth.
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After being lead on and used by Britney and Gina, Jonesy desperately needs some release, public be damned, and convinces Wyatt to give him a helping hand, since he's such a nice guy.
Based on the Season One Episode "Mr. Nice Guy" where Jonesy and Wyatt go on a double date.
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Jude is freaking out. His first date with Starr—with anyone—is only a few hours away and he doesn’t know anything about kissing. Luckily for him, his best friend Jonesy is here to teach him all there is to know about kissing girls. But when Jude accidentally misreads the signs during the lesson and kisses Jonesy, Jonesy decides to teach him about a lot more than just a simple kiss.
Based on the Season One Episode "The Khaki Girl" where Jude kisses Jonesy, except things end much differently.
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Jonesy has barely put in any time as a junior Rent-a-Cop at the mall when Ron asks him to investigate a rumour of unsavoury things going down in the Men's Loathsome Washrooms. What will Jonesy find there, and who could be on the other side of glory?
Based on the Season One Episode "The Slow and the Even Tempered" where Jonesy works for Ron the Rent-a-Cop.
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Jude sets out on leaving a Valentine's Day gift for that special someone in the gang... but just who is his secret crush?
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When Jonesy starts working at the Galleria Mall Spa, he and the guys get obsessed with treating their bodies. One late night, Jonesy and Wyatt, in the pursuit of bodily perfection, redefine the boundaries of their friendship with a good facial when Wyatt helps Jonesy with his tan.