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    In the lean years before the war, she posed for the occasional dirty mag to make ends meet. She never expected any of those pin-ups to survive the end of the world.

    ...or end up in the hands of the mouthiest sniper she's ever met.

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    30 Sep 2024

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    22 Sep 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    "Sometimes we can’t always find the right words to express how we feel. When we do though? The meaning of those words say so much more than we could verbally express.

    Nothing could be more true for a vampire spawn who suffered for centuries alone and never knew what it meant to truly feel and be felt for. However, the insufferable life that he thought he was fated to forever endure will change in the most unexpected ways when he meets another wayward soul who needs him just as much as he will need her."

    Essentially a retelling (with my own twists and additions) of several of the key romance scenes between Tav and Astarion as presented in Act I of Baldur’s Gate 3.

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    20 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    Behind every "boy who lives" is a "girl who reads." Everyone knows the story of Harry Potter, the boy who lived, but what they don't know is that Hermione Granger is the only reason he continued to live past his 11th year. During their second year at Hogwarts, Hermione Granger is being hunted by a monster so terrifying, no one knows what it is... Hermione is smart enough to figure it out, but are her friends smart enough to realize what she holds in her hands?

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    21 Jul 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    Hancock thought being mayor of Goodneighbor was a decent gig, until a particular vault dweller draws his attention. Now he finds himself chasing her across the Commonwealth as she completes her quest to find her son and save the Commonwealth.

    This story I mostly wrote just for me, but thought I would share just in case someone else might also enjoy it. It's based on my favorite play though.

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    21 Jul 2022