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- The Mentalist (TV 2008) (2)
- Grey's Anatomy (1)
- Shameless (US) (1)
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Texts Between A Tall Boy and A Short Boy with Glasses (sometimes) by applejeans
Fandoms: Grey's Anatomy
06 Oct 2022
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Just some cute texts between two gays
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Set sometime after 3x06. One shot, train of thought.
Mickey goes back to Ian, eventually.
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A post tag to 'Nothing Gold Can Stay' (S07E10), written eons ago. Jane doing what he does best - running. Lisbon and Cho doing what they do best - drinking and talking about how much of an ass Jane is.
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- Part 2 of A Collection of Things
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A post tag to Episode 10 'Green Thumb' in Season 6. Written a long time ago, but never published. Fluff and cheese. You're welcome.
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- Part 1 of A Collection of Things
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Shane Hollander is a Slut by misplacedmetaphor
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, NHL Hockey Setting
21 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander comes out and unleashes Shane Hollander Hysteria across the NHL.
All-stars circle like it's free agency and he’s the only contract available.
DMs combust. Rival captains get bold.
Connections start forming faster than anyone can keep up.
The Metros couldn’t care less because Shane keeps dominating on the ice while getting fucked in multiple time zones.
It becomes the worst-kept secret in professional hockey: everyone wants their turn.
Or:
Shane Hollander comes out and discovers freedom can look like a lot of things.
Sometimes it looks like sex across time zones.
Sometimes it looks like queer community forming around him across the league.
Sometimes it looks like becoming the most confident version of himself he has ever been.
Shane Hollander is having a great time.
This fic is loud, messy, and sometimes a little ridiculous until it isn’t.Shane-centric.
Multiple partners/poly dynamics.
Character studies of many different men.
Finding queer joy and community.
Autism, mental illness, and different attachment styles.
Or as I like to say..
A slow emotional horror story inside a romcom porno.Series
- Part 1 of Shane Hollander is a slut
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Bookmarked by applejeans
08 Jul 2026
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Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Bood
what have you given her before?Ilya
A fucking, mostlyBood
CHEAP
CHEAP GIFT GIVERIlya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.
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- Part 1 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
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30 Jun 2026
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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Bookmarked by applejeans
25 Jun 2026
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“Hollander,” Ilya murmured gently. “Bath is ready.”
Shane cracked his eyes open, staring dumbly at the burly Russian hovering over him where he was still laying in bed.
“…bath?” He croaked, voice raspy with disuse.
“Mm. I ran you a bath. It will make you feel better before you go to sleep tonight. Will help with your sore muscles.”
Shane asks Ilya to fuck him gently during one of their regular hookups, badly bruised from their game. Ilya runs him a bath afterwards, and they fall secretly and desperately in love that way, through whispered confessions and late night conversations while Shane soaks, and Ilya quietly observes him.
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24 Jun 2026
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Is There Anyone Out There? by Lady_of_Winterhell for MissFlashBrightside
Fandoms: The Mentalist
20 Jan 2021
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AU where Patrick Jane is going through a divorce and meets Teresa Lisbon at a bar. It's possible that some fun is had. Inspired by Maroon 5's "Harder to Breathe." The chapters will all have a Maroon 5 song as a theme/title. Rating for cursing, sexually suggestive language, and smut.
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- Part 1 of Songs about the Janes
Bookmarked by applejeans
13 Jun 2026
