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(Remember that video of the super drunk guy who'd wandered into a stranger's house thinking it was his own? Yes, that video.)
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Your Evil Neighbourhood Spider by archerdork
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 Nov 2015
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Prompt: "I live next door and I heard screaming so I came over thinking someone was getting murdered and now we’re both trying to get the spider out of your apartment."
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The Disadvantage of Well-Worn Shoes by archerdork
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
07 Apr 2015
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If you drop your shoe and your dignity from the same height they’ll reach the ground at the same time.
Which one causes the most pain depends on who you ask.
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“I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD AU"
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Snowball Fights by archerdork for spacediino
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Dec 2014
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It's Clint's fault. It's always Clint's fault.
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blue as cut sapphires and shining like gold by suchgreatheights
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Sep 2022
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Stede, a history professor specializing in the golden age of piracy, is fascinated when art professor Edward Teach joins his humble university’s faculty. Even more fascinating are the rumors that Ed is actually the famous, anonymous artist, Blackbeard. Stede falls a little bit in love. Then a lot.
Across the academic year, Stede tips headfirst into dizzying romance, mind-blowing sex, and happiness he couldn't have dreamed up if he'd tried. He learns lessons he never knew he needed, forcing him to reevaluate everything from his career goals to his relationships with his children. Ed is at the center of it all, teaching Stede at every turn exactly how wonderful life can be—and the startling speed with which fear and hesitation could snatch away his newfound love.
Eventually, the only thing that matters for them both is learning enough about love to stop it from slipping through their fingers.
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11 Dec 2025
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When Ed gets stuck behind the same slow driver for a long stretch of his road trip through the Pacific Northwest, that's one thing. When he finds himself at the same rest stop as the offending driver, it's quite another.
This Stede guy is a bit of a lunatic. But when Ed crosses paths with him again several days later, this time stranded on the side of the highway and in need of some assistance, Ed winds up on a slightly different road trip than the one he'd planned to take—with a man he absolutely doesn't plan to fall in love with.
Clearly, plans change.
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- Part 1 of We Belong Awake
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07 Nov 2025
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Say Something by darth_stitch
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 May 2020
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Thorin Oakenshield confesses his love for Bilbo in Khuzdul. Which the Hobbit does not understand. And that's kind of the point, because Thorin is an idiot.
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23 Oct 2025
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"Why didn't you stop him?!" Margaret's tone is so frantic that BJ almost has trouble understanding her.
"What?"
"Why didn't you stop h-"
"Margaret, I got that the first time, but I don't understand what you're-"
"Hawkeye," Margaret snaps down the line, and a sickening feeling of foreboding washes over BJ.
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08 Aug 2025
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"Peg, honey, it's not like that." Or maybe it is. BJ, the truth, and the layering of lies over decades.
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30 Jul 2025