14 Works by arztin
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Dirk Strider moves in with his best friend and secret crush Caliborn after his bf died in afganistan going to war and then one night caliborn gets drunk and then....find out!!!
(Or: Retelling of House of Gold I took way to seriously and now have to live with)
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Konrad may be muscular, strong, and bigger than Damivah ever could be, but the man is pure of heart, unable to do harm. At least, that's what Damivah considers to be the truth.
After noticing something almost horrifying, Konrad attempts to confront Damivah. Damivah comes to realize that his thoughts may have been wrong all along.
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Burger King, Lady and the Tramp, and International Love: A Life by arztin
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2025
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A new Burger King has sprung up in a small Siberian town. Ivan has decided to check it out, but he decides to bring a "friend". That "friend" is Tolys. Cue weird scenario.
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- Part 1 of The Great Burger King Collection
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Francis is facing the fact that his empire is soon to fall, while Arthur is facing the fact that he might get the upper hand for once. Arthur is not the best person to give that kind of ego boost.
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this git cracks... plants? by orphan_account, osteonecrosis (arztin) for satouzaki
Fandoms: OFF (Game)
16 Nov 2025
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this was written after friend of ours introduced us to off for the first time. and we played the game and read it outloud it was very fun. Ok thnks
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i like my mcwinters yaoius bruh by arztin, orphan_account for satouzaki
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Left 4 Dead (Video Games)
13 Apr 2025
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Following the fight with Jack Baker in the main house, Ethan’s searching for something to ground himself, and Ellis finds him. Want to find out what happens next... heh..... read to find out😛😛😛😛😛😛😛 (this is serious please i promise)
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JESUS X OBAMA, THE QUADRILOGY by orphan_account, osteonecrosis (arztin)
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Political RPF, Among Us (Video Game), House GC, Original Work
17 Nov 2024
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WE ARE NOT SORRY ANYMORE. BACK AFTER 2 YEARS!
After the loss of Among Us Guy, Jesus and his lover Obama go to the funeral. Unfortunately, shenanigans are about to conspire...
also credit to zalgopie_ for damivah and konrad she doesnt have an account yet
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- Part 4 of jesus x obama
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dirk and caliborn go to burger king and eat one burger and i put too much effort into this
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- Part 2 of The Great Burger King Collection
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in the direction towards my retina (the focus is on you) by arztin
Fandoms: 8:11 (dubuk Video Game)
31 Aug 2022
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Vittorino doesn't know what to think after he meets Gabriel again, and on top of that, being blind does not help. But Gabriel's still kind even when Vittorino's frustrated... Vittorino wished he was used to that kindness, though.
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JESUS X OBAMA (THE TRILOGY) by lovelinkz, orphan_account, osteonecrosis (arztin)
Fandoms: your mom lmao
24 Apr 2022
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im still super duper sorry
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- Part 3 of jesus x obama
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jesus x obama (THE SQUEAKUL)!!! by osteonecrosis (arztin), snokat007
Fandoms: your mom lmao
24 Nov 2021
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im still very sorry
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- Part 2 of jesus x obama
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“Don’t Worry, Spammy, I’m Not Killing You, I’m Just Gonna Shrink You,” She attempts to reassure, but it does nothing, in fact, it makes him struggle even more, “You’ll Shrink Enough You Can Live In Those Houses Over There, No Rent Needed. Would You Like That?”
“No! What the fuck is wrong with you?!” Spamton shrieks, still attempting to get out of the situation.
“Alright,” Queen shrugs, “Suit Yourself- Whoops!” Suddenly, Queen “accidentally” loses her grip, making Spamton fall into the acid.
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..didnt i?"
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when the hair is sus by orphan_account, osteonecrosis (arztin), snokat007
Fandoms: your mom lmao
31 Aug 2021
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im so sorry
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- Part 1 of jesus x obama