arztin
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- Original Work (2)
- Homestuck (2)
- Deltarune (Video Game) (2)
- Hetalia (Anime & Manga) (2)
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Dirk Strider moves in with his best friend and secret crush Caliborn after his bf died in afganistan going to war and then one night caliborn gets drunk and then....find out!!!
(Or: Retelling of House of Gold I took way to seriously and now have to live with)
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Konrad may be muscular, strong, and bigger than Damivah ever could be, but the man is pure of heart, unable to do harm. At least, that's what Damivah considers to be the truth.
After noticing something almost horrifying, Konrad attempts to confront Damivah. Damivah comes to realize that his thoughts may have been wrong all along.
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Burger King, Lady and the Tramp, and International Love: A Life by arztin
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
24 Nov 2025
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A new Burger King has sprung up in a small Siberian town. Ivan has decided to check it out, but he decides to bring a "friend". That "friend" is Tolys. Cue weird scenario.
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- Part 1 of The Great Burger King Collection
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Francis is facing the fact that his empire is soon to fall, while Arthur is facing the fact that he might get the upper hand for once. Arthur is not the best person to give that kind of ego boost.
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this git cracks... plants? by orphan_account, osteonecrosis (arztin) for satouzaki
Fandoms: OFF (Game)
16 Nov 2025
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this was written after friend of ours introduced us to off for the first time. and we played the game and read it outloud it was very fun. Ok thnks
something serious is coming soon eye emoji
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jesus x obama by arztin, lovelinkz, orphan_account, osteonecrosis (arztin), snokat007
Fandom Among Us (Video Game), Christian Bible, House GC, Original Work, Political RPF, your mom lmao
17 Nov 2024
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Recent bookmarks
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conflict & compromise by antibaseline
Fandoms: Crazy Stupid Love (2011), La La Land (2016)
13 Jul 2026
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"I find you attractive, you find me attractive. I don’t like you, you don’t like me, so we don’t need to pretend this is anything other than scratching an itch one time. And…I’m very good. You won’t be disappointed.”
For a long moment, Sebastian is silent. Those twin eyebrow creases had grown deeper the longer Jacob spoke, once he realized how dead serious Jacob was. Finally, he says through gritted teeth, “I don’t find you attractive.”
Jacob rolls his eyes. “Sebastian, don’t say no based on a lie. If you want to say no, then say no, but don’t lie about it.”
Sebastian has an old problem, and Jacob gets a new neighbor.
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Bookmarked by arztin
20 Jul 2026
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
Bookmarked by arztin
01 Jul 2026
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Lars and the Real Ken by SenyoRita990
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Lars and the Real Girl (2007), RGCU - Fandom
11 Jul 2026
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As strange feelings begin to surface and the line between fantasy and reality starts to blur, two worlds find themselves drawn together by something neither can explain.
One is searching for purpose.
The other is searching for connection.
And somewhere between plastic perfection and the real world, two men are about to discover that being seen for who you are can change everything.
“You think someone out there needs… me?”
- KenSeries
- Part 1 of Lars and the Real Ken
Bookmarked by arztin
26 Jun 2026
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Quantum Starwalker by faeriecore for FallingAstronauts, lamehq
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Gray Man (2022)
17 Jul 2026
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The Hail Mary has been shot out into the depths of the infinite void of space to search for an answer that may not even be there. Aboard, the three crew members lay in stasis as the ship hurtles like an arrow towards a distant star, with no hope of return, but a desperate hope to make things right.
At home, two brothers are left in sudden and violent grief. A woman grapples with whether or not she made the right decision. The world strains and suffers under the weight of the coming Fimbulwinter.
And then one of the beetles returns.
Thirteen years early.
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14 Jun 2026
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I'll Shine For You by FretCore
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, La La Land (2016)
26 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace had never intended to fall in love. In fact, for most of his life, he wasn’t even sure if he was capable of it.
Sebastian Wilder had never given up on falling in love. It had happened once before. The best and most painful time of his life.
When these two meet, a chance encounter, or perhaps fate. There's something between them.
A connection.
A spark.- Language:
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- 5/?
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Bookmarked by arztin
31 May 2026