asisoitorre
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are you coming back stage after the show? by asisoitorre
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 May 2022
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“Who’d you bring?”
Wei Ying pretends deafness for a moment. “What?” She looks at the shelter where Lan Zhan is leant over with her arms folded on the metal railing. “Oh, Lan Zhan? She’s um.”
She’s what? My neighbour’s niece. My neighbour’s niece who I enjoy knowing looks at me through my open curtains whenever possible. My friend, maybe. My friend who said yes when I asked her to come to my hockey game. She quirks her lips. “She’s a friend of mine.”
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When Lan Qiren's very attractive niece comes to stay, Wei Ying probably should have tried harder to curb her accidental-on-purpose habit of getting changed with the curtains wide open.
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Subterfuge and Trickery! by asisoitorre
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 May 2022
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The top of Lan Zhan’s birthday list is sex in a public bathroom. Not that he knows that, though.
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The Realities of Engagement Party Planning for Siblings Who Try Too Hard by asisoitorre
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2022
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Jiang Cheng plans his brother's terrible engagement party to the letter, but leaves out 'Jiang Cheng gets to have fun' from his meticulous programme.
Wen Qing admirably sets out to rectify this oversight.
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It's Fate, Bitch by asisoitorre
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Mar 2022
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He’s leaning his cheek against his free hand and sighing like a maiden from the sexy erotica novels Lan Zhan pretends he doesn’t read, when the bartender gasps at the photo he's showing her.
“Oh my god.”
She's wide eyed, and he sighs in agreement. Everytime. “I know, right?”
She doesn’t look away. “Oh my god.”
He frowns, and looks down at the photo. Still the same one. Lan Zhan is hot, but he isn't, like, naked. It's definitely safe to be showing in public. “What?”
She snorts, and has to kind of purse her lips to stop a smile. For a second, Wei Ying thinks she’s laughing at his chances. That is immediately forgotten though, because she says “I know this guy.”
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Wei Ying has a very interesting conversation at a bar.
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Feedback Loops by asisoitorre
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2022
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Wei Ying fucks up (ver. #1071).
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Mormon Bishop Castiel Novak keeps his doubts muted and his obedience levels turned up high. He's been in a mixed-orientation marriage with Hannah for 18 years now, in an effort to cure himself from being gay. All is well and things are under control.
And then Dean Winchester moves in next door.
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13 Aug 2025
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Neil Josten isn't anything. Not a real person, and not an alpha, beta, or omega, either.
He's mostly just trying to stay alive.
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09 Aug 2025
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Harry Potter defeated Voldemort at the Battle of Hogwarts on May 2nd, 1998.
But what if he didn't?
Seven years after the Battle, and Harry is locked in a war he can't seem to win. The last thing he needs is one Draco Malfoy arriving into his HQ to disrupt everything—let alone two Draco Malfoys.
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A child for Harry Potter is a miracle of magic. And it's the second act of Draco Malfoy's sorry little life.
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24 Nov 2024
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
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30 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Yeah this is top notch excellent. I’d end up talking about how much i loved this for hours… better not start.