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John Lennon gets a spell put on him after his personal driver discovers the truth about his infidelity. His driver, Tony, is good friends with a couple of married, drug dealing witches, and one of them has the ability to do malefic spells (if the magical woman deems Tony's reasoning fit). Tony wants John, who in his opinion is an arrogant celebrity, to learn a lesson. He goes to the witches to achieve this. What was the spell that gets casted, you ask? Well, John now has a cunt. And, the oddity of a woman who curses him, Cade Grant, doesn't read all of the fine print below that particular spell. This negligent mistake creates ample problems.
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John smokes weed that causes him to wake up the next morning with a vagina in place of his dick and now has questionable homosexual thoughts.
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Paul's an socially anxious music room coordinator who lives his life simply
Then he gets a new neighbor
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I'm carrying (something for you) by Sminking for scratchyscribbles
Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)
02 Aug 2026
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"He found himself thinking about one of the last proper conversations he could remember having with his mum. Her face drawn and pale, eyes tired, as she showed him diagrams from one of her midwife books, explained that he wasn’t like regular boys. He’d always have to be careful, she’d said, stay away from other boys. He’d been mortified and strangely offended because of course Mike wouldn’t be getting a similar talking to. Why did he have to sit there and be humiliated, treated like less of a boy because of something he couldn’t control and hadn’t chosen for himself."
Or, that inevitable Paul is pregnant fic I've been tip-toeing around for a while now and been threatening to write for ages!
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John knew him as “Ringo’s friend,” whatever his name was; a new music teacher, nice and polite, not important enough for John to talk to. That’s why, not even in his wildest dreams, would John ever thought he’d ever hear him say “I want to have a child with you.”
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Paul has a habit of people watching on his daily train rides to work, and when one of the familiar strangers vanishes, Paul's normal and organized life starts to slip out of his control, leading him to investigate the man's disappearance.