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Charlie Dompler’s life was always the same: he would wake up at noon, shower, go to work, and then pass out either high or drunk at 2AM. The only variety he had in his life was when he hung out with his best friend, Pim, or had not-so-good sex with his girlfriend. He was okay with this. Or at least he thought he was.
Pim Pimling, on the other hand, had his life full of events. He was busy trying to get a promotion at his job, working as a Smiling Friend. Ever since he could remember, he had always felt the emotions of the people around him. Unfortunately, the person he cared about most was one of the few people he didn’t know how to help.
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after a breakdown in the bathroom, Pim finds you and helps you get cleaned up
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trump has conflicted feelings for his baby boy joey, as a conservative its hard for him to grasp the concept of being gay, let alone accept that he is "one of them queers"
joe on the otherhand as a transmasc is very well aware of his feelings, he just doesnt want to admit it
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Peridot just wanted to get her degree and get out, but at Beach City University she meets Lapis, a girl like her stuck in a world moving too fast to keep up with alone. Peridot gets spun into Lapis' world on the way, introducing her to a very curious theatre troupe called the Crystal Gems.
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16 Dec 2025
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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06 Dec 2025
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Taking What’s Not Yours by honeysucklethornsandalligatorhorns
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
27 Apr 2024
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It had been eight months since the Narrator and Stanley escaped the Parable, and the adjustment period was… slow, to say the least.
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Stanley's work hosts a holiday party, and Stanley and the Narrator decide to attend. Stanley ends up drinking a little too much, and on the walk home, reveals some truths that he really should've kept to himself. Now, the Narrator is being dodgy about what happened that night; and eventually, it all boils over...
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- Part 3 of my long ass stannarrator fics
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15 Nov 2025
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Filming has wrapped up in Springfield, and actor Waylon Smithers finds himself amongst glitter and glamour at billionaire Charles Montgomery Burns' mansion.
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14 Nov 2025
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After awaking alone one night, trapped within a deep mental fog, Montgomery Burns finds that his only source of comfort is his loyal and loving assistant, Waylon Smithers. Thus begins a journey of self-discovery for the old millionaire, making this a dream-come-true for Smithers. But will it last?
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- Part 1 of I Know My Wealth, But That Is All
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12 Nov 2025