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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    “Well, you see, my lord; what would you say is the driving force of your magnificent cause? The thing that keeps a Decepticon’s spark warm even in the coldest of nights?”

    Megatron lets out a cackle, the answer so simple, it comes forth without command. “Hatred! For the Autobots!”

    A nano-klik passes.

    “And for complete control of Cybertron and the great wide galaxy! Everybody knows that!” Megatron continues.

    Shockwave nods in approval. “Of course. However, from what you have described, it appears that that very source of hatred is no longer sufficient in keeping the armies satisfactorily rallied. It’s deathly unfortunate, but not every mech can be as noble and focused as you, my lord. After all these millennia, something new must be introduced to keep them on their pedes. And that’s where my latest invention comes into play.” Gesturing to the weapon held in Megatron’s grasp, Shockwave announces his achievement with a flourish.

    “Introducing, the Love-botimiser 9000!”

     

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    Aka the fic where Starscream inadvertently becomes Shockwave’s test subject, making it all Soundwave’s problem somehow

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    23 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    After witnessing some questionable actions from Soundwave, Thundercracker decided to get to know him better. It all went downhill from there.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Bluestreak wasn’t expecting to get sucked into a Quintesson portal and get thrown halfway across the galaxy without anyway to get back home or long term way to keep himself alive. He wasn’t expecting to survive shutting down the portal at all.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Sentinel Prime has made a really stupid decision (shocking absolutely nobody) and two Optimus Primes switch places unexpectedly.

    AKA TFA/TFP crossover but just the OPs because I think it's funny

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    09 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Astrotrain and Blitzwing freak too close to the sun and get a baby out of it. It goes as well as one could imagine.

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    09 Dec 2025