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The empire will fall unless Court Mage Jimin finds the Chosen One and brings him back to the capital to take up arms against the crown's enemies. Jimin travels over the mountain, through the mosquitos, and past the leeches to a sleepy village where the Chosen One resides.
When he finally tracks down the Chosen One, a handsome shepherd named Kim Seokjin, Jimin explains his glorious destiny and the Chosen One simply... declines.
Kim Seokjin is busy with his sheep and his friends and tending to his garden. He doesn't have time to abandon all this to become the Chosen One. So Jimin is going to have to convince him that his destiny is written in the stars.
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04 Jul 2024
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Jungkook is all ready to back out of the room with Taehyung in tow when he registers what the droning voiceover on the video is saying.
“When seeing an alpha through rut for the first time, let’s remember this important acronym—”
Jimin stabs the spacebar with one finger to pause the video.
“Well,” Taehyung says. “Well, well, well.”
Jimin’s face has gone a very attractive pink. “Don’t say a word,” he threatens.
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14 May 2024
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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Namjoon pales. “Oh my god.”
“Oh my god,” Hoseok’s eyes widen.
“Oh my god!” A cry from the screen, where the twenty-year-old version of Namjoon is currently getting railed within an inch of his life.
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Omega Namjoon and his sorta-new alpha boyfriend Hoseok decide to try out mutual masturbation, the kinkiest thing they've done in their new sex life. But what happens when they stumble across a hardcore porn video Namjoon filmed back when he was a leaner and smaller college-aged omega?
Surely, now that Namjoon's all broad and muscled up, he's not into omega-domination sex like that anymore.
Right?
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04 Nov 2023
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Taehyung said it was a joke, and that he only meant to buy one for fun. He and Jimin laughed like it was funny. He said that he was drunk when he did it and an accident but Jungkook doesn't think it was an accident. He’s not sure how someone could buy seven boxes of DIY clone-your-own-dick kits and say it was an accident.
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19 Oct 2023
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'“Oh, this guy hates you,” Seokjin says, sounding surprised.
“Doesn’t matter what I do,” Yoongi confirms. “My last exhibition, he complained that the room I’d chosen to exhibit neon artwork in ‘wasn’t dark enough’, as though he’d forgotten about health and safety laws that prevent me from allowing visitors to bumble around pitch black rooms.”'
(Yoongi, Senior Curator at the MMCA, curates his exhibitions with just one goal in mind - showing Namjoon, art critic and general pain in his ass, that he knows what he's doing when it comes to curation.)
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22 Aug 2023
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Omega Yoongi has long stopped pining for his friend (and ex), alpha Namjoon - or so he tells himself. Yoongi has been casually seeing another omega, the starry-eyed Jungkook, who always brings a smile to Yoongi’s face. So, he’s decided that the time has come, and he’s going to take their friends-with-benefits relationship to the next level and formally court Jungkook.
However, things don’t go as planned, sending Yoongi into a dark spiral.
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29 Jul 2023
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Fresh off the realization that he's into men, Jungkook shows up to an 'adult film' audition to have his first real life gay experience on camera for thousands of viewers to see. BTS (Bangtan Studios) is expecting an industry rookie, but new-applicant Jungkook is even more inexperienced than they'd prepared for. They make it work.
The ad said no experience necessary, after all.
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- Part 1 of Take Your Pick
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19 Jan 2023
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“i can’t do that to Namjoon hyung. i don’t wanna make things weird whenever we see Seokjin hyung again. i can’t have him. no matter how terribly bad I want him. i have to resist. abstinence is all the craze nowadays, isn’t it?”
“oh god,” Taehyung whispers, “he’s so broken.”
“no,” Jungkook denies. “i’m fine.” he’s lying, he’s totally not fine.
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in which jungkook is horny and a good friend, and seokjin is hot and available
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11 Sep 2022
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"good afternoon," jeongguk says. "do you have a few moments to listen to the word of god?"
the young man in front of him crosses his arms, tilts his head in thought. "depends...what's he saying these days?"
(jeongguk spends the final days before the rapture trying to turn lost souls to the word of god and comes across seokjin who challenges all of his beliefs).
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- Part 1 of casi cielo
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- 9/9
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19 Aug 2022
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the talk is small (now i'm into big things) by mockturtletale
Fandoms: K-pop, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
22 Jan 2020
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“oh shit,” taehyung breathes, digging his elbow into jimin’s ribs and gasping like a victorian maid, “he’s here.”
jungkook spills half his drink on himself, whipping around so fast to follow taehyung’s gaze to the front hallway, but jimin just rolls his eyes.
“where?” he asks, going on his toes slightly to see over jungkook’s head, “that little guy in the leather jacket?"
“no, no, next to him,” taehyung hisses and jimin frowns.
“that’s kim seokjin. i’ve definitely already fucked him, i snapchatted you, remember?”
“no not jin-hyung,” jungkook says, “behind him. in the thrasher hoodie.”
jimin is about to start audibly scoffing, but then the crowd gathered around the front door of whoever’s apartment this is parts different, ripples like a wave around the person who has just arrived with seokjin and his small, angry, hot friend - yoombi, jimin thinks his name might have been - and, oh.
“hold my beer,” jimin says.
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17 Aug 2022
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I’m like a lawyer with the way I’m always trying to get you off by thisneedsmorefilth
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Oct 2020
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Jungkook has really extreme kinks for a modern independent omega. He finds a facility that specializes in those exact things and an alpha who can give him everything he’s been craving.
He just has to try not to catch feelings. No problem. No problem at all.
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29 May 2022
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Dear colleagues,
Please be aware that a new policy has been put in place at Bangtan Branding.
Effective immediately, office romances between colleagues at any level are prohibited. Please direct any questions to Kim Seokjin, Assistant Manager, Human Resources.
Thank you for your support and cooperation.
Sincerely,
Kim Seokjin
When Assistant HR Manager Kim Namjoon gets a (problematic) (ill-advised) crush on the new office intern, his best friend and fellow Assistant HR Manager, Kim Seokjin, implements a new policy in the office. Unfortunately, no one listens.
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23 May 2022
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Jungkook comes to the planet Marsa after being promised a full scholarship to Marsa National University. When the scholarship falls through, his academic advisor gives him the number for a mentoring service for newly stranded omegas on Marsa. With rent due, no way home, and no success in finding a job, Jungkook calls the number. The organization sends him Min Yoongi, a fellow omega who's been living on Marsa for 8 years. Yoongi teaches him how to survive. Jungkook's first attempt at survival is alpha couple Jimin and Taehyung.
Features: Yoongi doing his best to teach Jungkook how to manage handsy alphas, handsy alphas (like all of them are touchy) taking liberties with omega protagonists, and my best attempt at writing problematic but entertaining sex. A lot of fluff too, actually. The alphas are fluffy as hell with the omegas, and pamper them a lot, even though their actual behavior is wrong.
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- Part 2 of Tales from Marsa
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Namjoon chokes, narrowly avoiding spewing water out all over his lap. He leans forward and slips into a coughing fit, eyes watering as Jungkook gives him a few helpful pounds against his back.
Several moments later, Namjoon turns to face the other man and wheezes, “Pardon?”
“I said I'll suck your dick,” Jungkook says, making direct eye contact and sounding completely matter of fact, as if this is a completely normal escalation from paying for fried chicken. “If you give me a million bells, I’ll blow you.”
[Namjoon is 100% dedicated to his extremely successful Animal Crossing island. His best friend, Jungkook, is more interested in first person shooter games (and Namjoon).]
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Yoongi has problems with:
- his cat (though she can be cute sometimes)
- his friends (though he wouldn’t be able to live without them)
- his work (just needs to figure some things out, is all)And now, apparently, Yoongi also has a problem with dialing the right phone number and not falling for the nice stranger's voice on the other side.
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Historian and linguist Kim Namjoon is part of the team bringing back two pop stars, Jeon Jeongguk and Park Jimin, who were cryogenically frozen on Earth three hundred years ago.
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A Breach of Protocol by Anna (pineconepickers), tragicamente
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
29 Mar 2022
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Actor Kim Seokjin’s love life has always been the subject of wild rumours but he has never been caught in a scandal. Behind closed doors, however, he is going through a rough breakup. Namjoon, as the Head of Close Protection, does not expect to pick up the pieces, yet here he is: standing at Seokjin’s door at two in the morning, about to make the biggest mistake of his life.
Seokjin took the phone and looked in amazement at a 28-second fancam set to a sultry, moany song that featured slow-mo footage of Namjoon escorting him in and out of cars and buildings, of Namjoon holding umbrellas for him, of Namjoon shoving people out of the way at an airport (Seokjin remembered that chaotic day). With piercing and sharp dragon eyes, Namjoon sent glares at crowds and photographers like he was two steps from murder at any given moment, but then Namjoon would turn to escort Seokjin with the gentlest of touches. The video caption said, eloquently, ‘hottest bodyguard in all of Korea’.
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Yoongi needs to secure a marriage to save his people.
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25 Jan 2022