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a pearl in my head by batbeato for ferretleaf, dogtoasts
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
14 Sep 2025
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There was only shattered glass, stained with Tohya’s blood.
Sayo had wanted Battler to return so badly that they had ruined someone else.
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A single shard of memory falls into place. “‘When bonds must end, new ones may begin. In time, we shall meet again.’ Both partings and meetings are inevitable aspects of our Yin Yuan…”
“Not for us,” Yue Bai swears.
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deltabern by batbeato
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
01 Aug 2025
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A witch that grants miracles, and a world bound by prophecy that accepts only miracles written in blood.
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She averted her gaze from Lambda’s cruel smile. “...Meow.” It was delivered with the most deadpan, cold tone possible.
“Cute~” Lambdadelta squealed. “What a good kitty~” She scratched underneath Bernkastel’s chin, as if she was a cat being rewarded with affection.
Lambdadelta tries a new method to humiliate her rival, Bernkastel.
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a fate outside a cat box by batbeato
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
22 Jun 2025
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Furudo Virgilius wants to find the person who's been putting his long-missing sister's personal life into cruel Forgeries. Hachijo Tohya wants to let go of Ushiromiya Battler and be loved as Tohya. And Hachijo Ikuko wants the universe she's created with Tohya to continue forever.
It's a cruel twist of fate that Furudo Virgilius and Ushiromiya Battler were once friends. (It's even crueler that Virgilius once loved him.)
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Golden Land virgibato+beabato poly love hours, really. There's also a little bonus eribeato as of forever tied. Sort-of connected a little to the fan-VN/forgery Purgatory of the Golden Witch, but not much thus far beyond a few small references.
The works are stand-alone but you can also tie them together a little~
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AU where instead of Ushiromiya Battler, Ushiromiya Battler, Sento, and Kuro are born... and end up as college roommates with Virgilius.
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Black Battler was always a monster. But for now, he's Beato's monster.
Or: The one where Beato orders Battler to dom his evil palette-swap while she eats chocolates.
Bookmarked by batbeato
23 Apr 2025
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As a final stand in a war they never stood a chance of winning, Uzumaki Naruto chooses to use a forbidden blood seal to rip through the fabric of space and time itself rather than admit defeat. He has never been good at accepting his fate, and if bending reality with his own two hands is what it takes, then that’s just what Naruto will do.
The rest of the world is just going to have to suck it up and deal with it.
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“A time travel seal,” Sakura says numbly, staring at him with wide eyes and a slack jaw once she finally comprehends the excited tirade he has just finished throwing at her.
“A time travel seal,” Naruto confirms, grinning with a mouth full of teeth, eyes manic.
Sasuke sighs, immediately giving up on trying to make sense of anything that comes out of Naruto’s mouth. “Of-fucking-course.”
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03 Apr 2025
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Souvenir by canis_m
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi | Spirited Away
29 Jun 2021
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A pair of special guests visit the bathhouse. Luckily, Chihiro's on shift.
Bookmarked by batbeato
16 Jul 2024
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bound and brought up by birdginia
Fandoms: Umineko no Naku Koro ni | When the Seagulls Cry
23 May 2019
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Kanon’s mind is suddenly assaulted with memories—the brutalized faces of the Rokkenjima residents, corpses riddled with gunshots, wide gashes sliced through throats, sharp objects driven into chests, the scent of singed clothes and flesh stinging his nose, screams, pleas, curses—
This is the Fragment he’s trapped in. The Fragment this Battler controls.
“I think I’ll let you sit on that for a while,” Kanon hears through the white noise of horror tearing through his head, as Battler’s voice fades away. “My dear accomplice.”
Bookmarked by batbeato
23 Mar 2024
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Sasuke, over forty years old, is one of the few Konoha ninja left. With no more precious people left to lose, he uses one of most secret and forbidden techniques known to shinobi. He travels back in time. He will create the strongest team that ever existed, face all the threats that are coming, and do it with the two best ninja that ever lived by his side.
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Bookmarked by batbeato
17 Oct 2023