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    “I know the whole show today hurt’cha, but ya had to experience it at some point. We all have. So let’s get over that,” he says nonchalantly, as easily as a litterbug tossing a wrapper onto the pavement, “And let me help ya wind down. Consider it a ‘friendly gesture.’”

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    18 Aug 2025

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    "My name's Wilbur, by the way."

    "Don't care, didn't ask."

    "...shut up child, it's polite to introduce yourself-!"

    "I'm not a child-! Besides, why should I give out my private information to some creep who goes around offering drugs to minors-?"

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    Ever wondered what would be the outcome of a sbi backrooms crossover? No? Too bad, you're getting it anyway. Or alternatively, Tommy falls into the fucking backrooms.

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    27 Feb 2024

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    “Tommy, close your eyes,” Technoblade commanded.
    “Why-”
    “Do it,” he said firmly. His knuckles turned white from how hard he was gripping the iron bars, “Fenik,” he said, and the iron tore apart in front of him, the shackles on his wrists shattered and fell to the ground.
    The guard stumbled back, “Don’t come any closer or I’ll-”
    Techno didn’t let him finish the thought, “Kh’ek.”
    The guard’s body crumpled, his bones shattering out of his skin. Blood erupted from the guard, spraying all across the hallway and cell.
    “Alright,” he said, turning around, “It’s over. You can open your-”
    Tommy was staring at him with wide, very haunted, very open, eyes. A drop of blood from the spray rolled down his cheek, “What the fuck was that?” he choked out.

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    In a world of gods and magic, everything has a true Name. A Name was the sound of a soul, the fabric of being. If you knew something’s Name, you held complete power over it.
    Technoblade is the greatest Namer to ever live, rumored to know the Names of everything in the world. Everything of course, but his own.

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    18 Mar 2023

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    “We should make them jealous.”

    or; Dream feels like he's going crazy after George moves in, unsure if George's lingering touches and searching gaze are all in his head, looking for a reciprocation of feelings that isn't there to save himself from heartbreak. So, obviously the only solution is to conspire with Karl to try to make George jealous over Twitch-Con weekend.

    There was absolutely no way it could go wrong.

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    06 Nov 2022

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    Definition: a thought experiment that asks whether an entity that has had all of its original components replaced remains the same entity.

    Or: After being turned into a golden dagger, Tommy is unwillingly brought into the hoard of a stranger. He mistakenly believes that being changed back will solve this problem.

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    29 Oct 2022