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How did Nandor and Guillermo meet? Nadja and Dolly definitely remember the facts.
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Do You Have Prince Albert In Your Hand? by beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Apr 2024
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From the kink meme prompt:
Nandor would like new piercings, ones he has seen very popular lately among his peers, and he doesn't want to be left out now. A prince Albert and nipple piercing! Of course, it would be hard to do it alone, so obviously, he asked Guillermo to help him. Luckily Guillermo actually know how pierce, and a excuse to hold nandor tits and cock, who would pass up that opportunity.
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Waking to a Dream by beansprean, vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Apr 2024
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Nandor lives a very ordinary life that is just fine. Every day he goes to the coffee shop where he works, and comes home to his one bedroom apartment. But that's all he needs. That's how things have always been.
...and then this weird guy who has some sort of THING about Nandor starts showing up at the coffee shop every day, and Nandor begins to learn that maybe that isn't all he needs.
And maybe this isn't how things have always been.
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After leaving to get himself turned, Guillermo returns to the house...as a ghost! Where is his vampire self? What is his unfinished business? And why is he still cleaning the house?? All these questions and more Guillermo is trying to uncover, while also helping his housemates through issues of their own and avoiding the one truth that may finally set his soul to rest.
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You've Got Mail: Nandermo Edition by beansprean for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2023
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Reluctant vampire slayer Guillermo de la Cruz hates Nandor the Relentless, the vampire who has repeatedly slipped through his clutches. When they meet online, however, they begin an intense and anonymous Internet romance, oblivious of each other's true identity. Eventually Nandor learns that the enchanting man he's involved with is actually the one trying to kill him, and how little that seems to bother him. He must now struggle with the burden of knowledge while their fights get progressively hornier.
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‘You know, a lot of people think that the first film to feature a time loop was Groundhog Day, but that is because no one watches foreign films. The classic Japanese film Toki o Kakeru Shojo actually goes all the way back to…’
‘Yes, yes, Colin Robinson, but how does that help me with stopping this neverending stupid day?’
Nandor is stuck in a time loop. He tries to make the most of it.
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the library (fold your secrets beneath your tongue) by mahadevi (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
10 Jun 2020
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Despite Zuko's many, many protests, he and his uncle have become the Avatar's "traveling companions", for lack of better word. He had expected to be kicked out or tortured for information or killed by now, but nothing of the sort has happened. The Avatar and his friends almost seem to like him.
Or maybe the spontaneous mythical desert library field trip is their version of torture. Zuko can't exactly put it past them.
In which everyone gets a lesson on adjustment and they head to the desert to find some answers.
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- Part 2 of molten core (ABANDONED)
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Risk-Seeking Behavior by Dwarfankylosaur
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
02 Nov 2021
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"...but I can't say 'you're controlling and smothering and I need to never see you again if I'm ever going to grow a spine,'" Eddie said, avoiding Richie's eyes. "So I just skipped ahead to the part where I told her I was gay."
Richie, who had been using one large and one small french fry to stage a dramatic reenactment of the dissolution of Eddie's marriage, froze.
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Eddie (Since You’ve Been Gone) by Ourladyofresurrection
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
11 Mar 2020
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“Look, Beverly. I don’t need you to check in on me—“ he started, looking out towards the dead canal.
“Richie,” she said breathily, voice sounding shaky, like how it was when she told everyone Stan was dead.
Richie sat up straighter, curiosity piquing as his heart thudded wildly in his chest.
“Richie, I—“ she started, and made a faint sniffling, choked-off sob sound over the receiver. He heard her take a deep breath.
“Richie,” she said shakily, “I think Eddie’s alive.”
Three weeks after the Losers’ final battle of IT, Richie has been struggling to come to grips with Eddie’s death, ruminating over the one that got away and the truth he’d never been able to confront.Then Beverly has a vision that Eddie is still alive and trapped in the sewers, and his past resurfaces. Conflicted by joy over seeing Eddie again and wrestling with his own repressed feelings for him, Richie realizes that he must confront his own secrets, no matter the cost.
That is, if Eddie even makes it out alive
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The Losers' Club group text gets consistently bigger when Richie accidentally texts the wrong number.