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How did Nandor and Guillermo meet? Nadja and Dolly definitely remember the facts.
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Do You Have Prince Albert In Your Hand? by beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Apr 2024
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From the kink meme prompt:
Nandor would like new piercings, ones he has seen very popular lately among his peers, and he doesn't want to be left out now. A prince Albert and nipple piercing! Of course, it would be hard to do it alone, so obviously, he asked Guillermo to help him. Luckily Guillermo actually know how pierce, and a excuse to hold nandor tits and cock, who would pass up that opportunity.
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Waking to a Dream by beansprean, vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Apr 2024
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Nandor lives a very ordinary life that is just fine. Every day he goes to the coffee shop where he works, and comes home to his one bedroom apartment. But that's all he needs. That's how things have always been.
...and then this weird guy who has some sort of THING about Nandor starts showing up at the coffee shop every day, and Nandor begins to learn that maybe that isn't all he needs.
And maybe this isn't how things have always been.
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After leaving to get himself turned, Guillermo returns to the house...as a ghost! Where is his vampire self? What is his unfinished business? And why is he still cleaning the house?? All these questions and more Guillermo is trying to uncover, while also helping his housemates through issues of their own and avoiding the one truth that may finally set his soul to rest.
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You've Got Mail: Nandermo Edition by beansprean for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Nov 2023
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Reluctant vampire slayer Guillermo de la Cruz hates Nandor the Relentless, the vampire who has repeatedly slipped through his clutches. When they meet online, however, they begin an intense and anonymous Internet romance, oblivious of each other's true identity. Eventually Nandor learns that the enchanting man he's involved with is actually the one trying to kill him, and how little that seems to bother him. He must now struggle with the burden of knowledge while their fights get progressively hornier.
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Does it count as a midlife crisis when you buy a house and renovate it in secret, not telling your brother a single thing about it?
Well, Dean most certainly doesn't handle Cas' death very well and so somehow he ends up grieving in his own special way: by building a home and praying that one day he will share it with someone very particular.
Deep down Dean knows it's a futile hope and probably not really healthy to cling onto it so desperately, but at the end of the day dreams occasionally come true, even for a Winchester.
Right?
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05 Sep 2026
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Dean Winchester and Castiel are not dating.
They’re really not. They just get hungry sometimes - who doesn’t work up an appetite during a hunt? And when they’re both hungry, it’s only reasonable to make a stop. But that’s all it ever is - just a stop on the road, nothing more.
Until one evening, when everything seems to shift; they’re booked in to have dinner at a fancy restaurant together, Dean finds out that Sam’s assumed they’re dating the whole time, and Castiel is walking around shirtless. After a night like that, nothing could ever be the same.- Language:
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12 Aug 2026
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“Dean,” Cas says.
“Yes,” Dean says, his voice not even shaking. See? He can be normal.
“Earlier, you mentioned blowing off steam. And that your version of doing so included whiskey and a willing partner.”
“Yes.”
“We have whiskey.”
"We did,” Dean says, “but it spilled on the floor.”
“And—” Cas pulls in a breath, a little shaky. “If you had… relations. Would this help, too?”
"Cas—"
“Will you show me?”
Dean swallows a hard lump in his throat. “What?”
Cas places a palm on the top of Dean’s thigh. It’s not hot, yet it burns like a brand. “Show me what it’s like to blow off steam.”----
Dean and Cas make a drunken, spontaneous decision to hook up for the benefit of each other, no strings attached. It gets more complicated from there.
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22 Jul 2026
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Inside his cracked chest, his heart is on fire.
Castiel can feel the heat of it licking his fingertips. His throat is full of smoke. Whatever is inside of him is boiling over. It’s odd, he thinks, as it breaks him into pieces and scatters him throughout the air, that he can feel it at all. He’s not meant to feel anything anymore.
He’s meant to be dead.
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08 Jul 2026
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When Castiel comes back from the Empty, he tells Dean he’s happy just to know him, and doesn’t mind whether Dean reciprocates his love or not. On a rough day, Dean finds himself turning to Cas for comfort, taking advantage of his confession. Cas thinks he’s okay with that. Spoiler, he’s not.
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27 Jun 2026