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you could write a book on how to ruin someone’s perfect day by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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“Ask a Librarian” Chat Log Archive
WEI WUXIAN: my doctor diagnosed me with librariphobia so i can’t come return my books it’s a very serious condition
LIBRARIAN: Fear of libraries? Ridiculous.
WEI WUXIAN: fear of librarians actually! i can’t get within 1000ft of them
LIBRARIAN: Then it’s best for us to stop conversing.
WEI WUXIAN: but then how will i get my fines cleared?
LIBRARIAN: You are not getting your fines cleared.
WEI WUXIAN: this is extremely cruel and unusual
LIBRARIAN: If you say so.
[Librarian has disconnected.]
OR: delinquent library patron!wwx's favorite pastime is pestering librarian!lwj through the online chat
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"God Damned Them All"? Documenting the Loss of the Privateer Antelope by machiavellijr for Artifactrix
Fandoms: Barrett's Privateers (Song)
16 Dec 2024
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A grim narrative of fraud, deception, false advertising, murders, robberies, puttings in fear and operating without a Board of Trade Certificate.
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06 Jan 2025
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Interlude: The Story of Steve “Walking PR Nightmare” Rogers, and How For a Short While He Single-Handedly Destroyed the Emotional Health of Eva Laura Ortiz, His Now Ex-Publicist
(Throwback Thursday to that time in 2015 when I decided to just really lean into my incredibly self-indulgent headcanons about Steve Rogers, his politics, and kind of his whole deal. Occasionally people ask why this isn't on AO3 so here it is! Seven-ish years later. I aim to please. Eventually.)
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15 Jul 2024
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Then there was the thing with Bill O’Reilly. Eva woke up in a cold sweat every night thinking about the thing with Bill O’Reilly.
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RE: Thesis defense issue by kalirush for owl_coffee
Fandoms: FAQ: The "Snake Fight" Portion Of Your Thesis Defense (McSweeney's Post) - Luke Burns
24 Dec 2020
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It is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, and a student needs a snake for her defense.
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Kirk and Spock discuss old history.
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- Eald Englisċ
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27 Oct 2022
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If They Haven't Learned Your Name by silentwalrus
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Apr 2018
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Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”
“That is not standing,” Sam tells him.
“You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”
aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight!
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Steakout au Poivre by galwednesday
Fandom: Captain America (Movies), Leverage, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Oct 2019
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12 Dec 2021
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Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world...
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12 Dec 2021
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Jocasta Jones and the Librarian Clones by Papook
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 Jul 2025
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Jocasta Nu, Chief Jedi Archivist and professional menace, gets her own squad of clones during the Clone Wars. The rest of the galaxy may learn to regret that.
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You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.
(From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)
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24 Aug 2021
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Lando and Han can't get divorced. For tax reasons.
(I don't know anything about the Star Wars and would like to personally apologize to anyone who served.)
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AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandom: Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, No Fandom, Undertale (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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01 Jul 2021
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Magic Blankets by Lady_Lombax for Gondolin
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Aug 2018
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C-3PO accidentally saves the galaxy by teaching a young Ani Skywalker how to crochet.
Or in which the power of love and crafts solve a lot of problems and the Jedi Creche is about two inches away from kidnapping Anakin at any given moment.
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When Aayla had become Quinlan Vos’ padawan, she’d been excited. Master Vos was a Shadow, and she’d anticipated sneaking about, going undercover, and spying on dastardly activities. She just hadn’t anticipated that it’d be like this—
Or:
Jedi did not just study swordmanship. No. Jedi studied economics and politics and law. They studied a great deal of law. After all, they served the Republic, and that meant that they remained, always, within the confines of Republic law.
Every Jedi specialized. Some Jedi specialized in Mid Rim law, to best mediate conflicts in that area. Other Jedi specialized in corporate law, to handle situations between planetary governments and corporations.
Quinlan Vos, Jedi Shadow, specializes in tax law.
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"It started with a beanie hat, roughly pulled down over his ears as he was putting the finishing touches on a new set of fake IDs for them all."
Eliot knits Hardison a hat. Somehow, things spiral from there, and before long half the team knits. Hardison doesn't get it, until suddenly he does.
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If Darcy Lewis shows up at your door, chances are you did something to bring her there...
Darcy is an assassin who only kills bad guys. The Winter Soldier is pretty much the baddest guy out there. Too bad nobody thought to explain to her that Bucky isn't the Winter Soldier anymore. Awk-ward!
The good news is, there's no shortage of bad people to kill when you're working as the personal assassin for one James "Bucky" Barnes, retired Asset and world's sexiest shut-in. And if they have to pretend to be dating to keep her cover? Well, that doesn't mean anything. It's strictly professional.
Really.
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- Part 4 of Meet Your Bride
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10 Oct 2020
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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10 Oct 2020
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Double Agent Vader by Fialleril
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Dec 2017
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The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.
This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.
Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.
For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.
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10 Oct 2020
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Two Brooklynites and One Big Apple by whatthefoucault for verbalatte
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Captain America - All Media Types
12 Jun 2019
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“You did good out there today,” Captain America said, brushing a layer of detritus from his unfathomably broad shoulder. “I’ll see you around.”
“Not if I see you first,” replied Miles, fingergunning with one hand as he sent a web rope fwipping off into the distance with the other, catapulting himself away at tremendous speed.
... in which two superheroes battle with bad guys, embark on community art lessons, and a friendship forms along the way.
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26 Jun 2019
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I Am the Night by Chash for carotid
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Batman - All Media Types
23 Dec 2018
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A new vigilante rises in New York City. The official position of the NYPD is that he's a criminal.
Jake Peralta thinks he needs a sweater.
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- Part 23 of Holiday Fills 2018
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26 Apr 2019