birdsofmalcontent
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- Video Blogging RPF (74)
- Dream SMP (1)
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It's been a year since I posted anything to this account, and I thought y'all could use a proper goodbye as I move on. I'm thriving but I will miss you!
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Summer Break Crisis by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Jul 2022
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College hasn't been hard, and even after all of it, seeing his home back in Pocatela is a breath of relief. Maybe in its familiarity, in its predictability, Nick finds comfort in seeing where he grew up.
And now, sitting next to Clay in this old shitty parking lot, looking at the stars, bottles of beer in their hands, Nick feels lost.
OR: nine months apart makes sexual tension bloom
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- Part 11 of Birb's Smutshots
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Love and War at Sea by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Jun 2022
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"You've got Red Blade and the map? You're joking."
"He's not," Techno says sarcastically. "I'm easy to kidnap, you know, and I'm going to give up the map so quickly to this fearsome pirate captain."
Dream scowls at him.
Good.
OR: Techno (pirate captain) is kidnapped by Dream (also a pirate captain).
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And The Universe Said "I Love You" by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 May 2022
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"Hey, Techno," Dream says with a bare smile. "Good sleep?"
"I was trying to wait out my inevitable heat death, so maybe not the best one I've ever had." Techno returns the smile.
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Our Game Together by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 May 2022
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Upon seeing each other at Wilbur and Quackity's wedding in Las Nevadas, Dream and Techno dig through feelings that might be better left unsaid.
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Dreamnoblade Week 2k21 by birdsofmalcontent
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
14 Sep 2021
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Dream pushes his sunglasses up so they're balanced on his head instead. "I hadn't realized we were close enough to be best friends."
"I'd like to think that if I'm good enough friends with your best friend's fiance, I'm good enough friends with you." Techno picks up the menu and scans over it. "You good at speaking French?"
OR: For George and Wilbur's engagement, everyone goes to France, and Dream isn't quite sure how to approach Techno in person.
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23 May 2022
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Dream tears his eyes away from where he’s editing the latest manhunt, his brain hurting. He often listens to Techno’s videos and past livestreams while he edits — he started this during Techno’s Bedwars winstreak and hasn’t broken the habit. He doesn’t plan on telling Techno, either.
Techno would call him a simp. And Dream doesn’t simp, okay? Techno’s voice is just very calming, rough and monotone but in a way that feels warm on Dream’s ears. It helps him focus.
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Modern/Streamer AU, but Dream and Techno keep arguing about dogs vs cats
(Title is from Everybody Talks by Neon Trees)
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Bookmarked by birdsofmalcontent
22 Mar 2022
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sure, it was fun to live together now.
sure, dream and sapnap were awesome roommates.
they were loving, affectionate, kind, understanding.
just like friends, right?Bookmarked by birdsofmalcontent
15 Mar 2022
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“And I know it’s all in my head, you know? You don’t hook up with someone you don’t find attractive. But I freak out anyway. I spoke to a therapist about it, and she said I should make positive sexual experiences with someone I trusted; who I know won’t judge me for my body.”
The lightbulb goes off in Dream’s brain, nodding slowly.
“And you trust me.”
Sapnap shrugs. “Yeah.”
or: sapnap gets anxiety about his body when he has sex. after his therapist says he should foster positive sexual experiences with someone he trusts, he asks dream for help.Bookmarked by birdsofmalcontent
13 Feb 2022
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love letters under a full moon by passworth
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Jan 2023
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The year is 1861, and Prince Albert has just passed away.
However, this isn't quite the focus of private investigator Wilbur Soot and his loyal assistant Tommy No-Last-Name (despite Tommy's protests about how the newly single Queen may find him an eligible and particularly charming bachelor) -- a string of murders, initiated by a first kill on a night of a full moon, have begun in Lmanberg, a small city nestled in England. What's curious is the murderer's penchant for love poetry spelled out with his mutilated presents.
Luckily for Superintendent Techno Blade, Wilbur Soot and his partner have offered their assistance to solve the case, along with their oddly specific knowledge of Renaissance literature, which has elicited the killer's interest as well.
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Bookmarked by birdsofmalcontent
16 Jan 2022